All change at Manchester clubs net season

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It's been announced that both Manchester United and Manchester city are commercilizing even further in a bad to bolster gate receipts. Next season Mancunians won't be allowed into the grounds, only wealthy tourists and cash-strapped southerns will be allowed in. Makes sense, it's more money through the gates. I wonder if it will affect their home form? Club spokesmen for both clubs said it's nearly like that already and most mancs are scalllywags anyway. So it's the right decision we believe.

 It was announced on sky earlier today by one of their presenters, after he'd finished a few joints.