How long

A Christian starts to pray to God.

He says, "God, how long is a million years to you?"

God replies, "It's as a second my son."

Then the man says, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"

God says, "It's as a penny, my son."

The man says, "God, can I have one of those pennies?"

God says, "Just wait a second, my son."