Chinese penis size matters: Cheeky joke blows up into beach brawl

[webfact]

Picture courtesy of News.com.au

 

by Bob Scott 

A light-hearted joke about the size of a Chinese man’s penis turned into a full-blown scuffle on Pattaya’s Beach Road.

 

Chaos erupted in the early hours of today, January 20, when 35 year old Ms A, accompanied her 24 year old Chinese boyfriend, to Pattaya City Police Station.

The night had taken a violent turn after a Thai-Chinese man ignited tempers with the cheeky question, “Is your penis big or small?”

 

The 24 year old man was not amused. Determined to stand up for himself, he confronted the provocateur with,
“What does it have to do with you?”

 

Tensions soared, resulting in a heated row. Matters quickly escalated as the joker seized the opportunity, stabbing the young man in the arm with a key, causing blood to splatter everywhere.

In the chaos that engulfed the South Pattaya scene, the assailant made his escape without a scratch. Meanwhile, the injured man was tended to by the Sawang Boriboon Pattaya Rescue Unit, who were alerted by the cops.

At the police station, Ms A and her boyfriend filed a complaint with Investigation Superintendent Police Lieutenant Colonel Suthiraphan Tapsri. A formal investigation is now underway, as the police work to iron out the details and bring the evasive perpetrator to justice, reported Channel 7.

 

Picture of the injured Chinese man courtesy of Channel 7

In related news, last week a hard study was conducted about the size of a penis, myths, and what science says.

Contrary to pop culture’s grand assumptions, studies reveal that penis size is surprisingly uniform worldwide.

 

Research indicates the average erect length is between 12.9 centimetres (5.1 inches) and 13.92 cm (5.5 in). However, men tend to overestimate the average size and often undervalue their own, while women are generally less concerned about it than men might think.

 

A 2015 study found women prioritised girth as much as length, choosing an ideal size of 16 cm (6.3 in) in length and 12.2 cm (4.8 in) in girth for long-term partners. Moreover, 85% of women reported satisfaction with their partner’s size, compared to only 55% of men.

 

Source: The Thaiger 

-- 2025-01-20

 

 

[Mr Meeseeks]

Small then. 

[Mr Meeseeks]

1 hour ago, webfact said:

In related news, last week a hard study was conducted about the size of a penis, myths, and what science says.

Contrary to pop culture’s grand assumptions, studies reveal that penis size is surprisingly uniform worldwide.

 

Sure it is Thailand, sure it is. 

 

[Blueman1]

My 12" One isn't Listed on that Graph.......555 ! 555 !

[PJ71]

22 minutes ago, Blueman1 said:

My 12" One isn't Listed on that Graph.......555 ! 555 !

Not much to do with that in Thailand, considered moving to Sudan? 

[Deserted]

Everyone knows they've got small knows and no balls when it comes to making decisions. At least they are most probably looked down upon so it's really little more than a laughing matter than a major concern. Most people are crap in bed anyway, and in Thailand usually absolutely useless, especially Asains as feminism hasn't caught on here yet and men are usually not intelligent enough to consider women as equal and more deserved of respect than mates which you usually have a punch up with. They like to slap women becuase they know they can get away with it. But women are usually the better half in all countries owing to them being much smarter than men on the whole and less animalistic. The Chinese are backwards in many respects, it's not worth arguing or fighting over, it just means he's more likely to be less intelligent that's all, as the penis is what men usually think with not the brain as we all know. And so little if not nothing is worth fighting over anyway. The outcome should never matter becuase it should never happen. Communication will always outflank resorting to violence, that just represents a lack of control. Unfortunately so many have to learn the hard way and won't try to steer away from violence until they've had their head kicked in many, many times over. What is there worth fighting about on a beach anyway. Aren't you supposed to be eyeing up birds, getting hammered and make a tit of yourself at some point, if your British that is and also working class perhaps. Who think that's better than sitting down and reading something well written, and if necessary taking a poo in the sea instead a toilet is more satisfying..not that I ever did such a thing of course. I'm not Chinese.

[bradiston]

From a reliable source, the best customers are from a certain Asian country, nicknamed 333. 3", 3 minutes, 3,000.

[Baht Simpson]

1 hour ago, Mr Meeseeks said:

 

Sure it is Thailand, sure it is. 

 

I'm sure U.K. penises were larger before Brexit. 🙂 

[hotchilli]

2 hours ago, webfact said:

A formal investigation is now underway, as the police work to iron out the details

Yes you must account for the wrinkles...

[Muhendis]

When are these measurements done?

Before, During or after gratification?

[spidermike007]

According to women that I've spoken to who have the experience, the Japanese and the Koreans are at the very top of the list because they are so small. These men tend to be highly desired as there's very little wear and tear on their body, and they finish quickly, and they pay a lot!

 

Chinese men from what I'm told are larger and closer to the average. Who knows? Who cares, really? 

[AustinRacing]

Pot calling the kettle black. Added to size is stamina. When you watch Asian porn you’d notice the men use a lot of toys to compensate for their inability to do the job to the woman’s satisfaction. 

[Burma Bill]

3 hours ago, webfact said:

, “Is your penis big or small?”

 

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Determined to stand up for himself,

 

Very approprate and not make a prick of himself!

[Blueman1]

8 minutes ago, AustinRacing said:

Pot calling the kettle black. Added to size is stamina. When you watch Asian porn you’d notice the men use a lot of toys to compensate for their inability to do the job to the woman’s satisfaction. 

So YOU Watch a LOT of Asian Porn Do You ??

[Grumpy one]

I know a guy who measured his penis and took a photo to prove it was 14 inches long

Too bad the tape started at 10 and a half inches 

[portisaacozzy]

1 hour ago, Baht Simpson said:

I'm sure U.K. penises were larger before Brexit. 🙂 

when my future Thi wife first saw my mannhood she said that she had never seen one that big ,nearly fainted when i talled her that it wasnt erect yet. 

[AustinRacing]

1 hour ago, Blueman1 said:

So YOU Watch a LOT of Asian Porn Do You ??

Your point is?

[GammaGlobulin]

This incident would never have happened if only all beaches in Pattaya were zoned as NUDE beaches.

 

Also, I know what the young man said, in Chinese: "Gen Ni You Shenmo Guanxi."

 

This is the standard retort.

Meaning....what business is it of yours.

 

[GammaGlobulin]

2 hours ago, Muhendis said:

When are these measurements done?

Before, During or after gratification?

 

Done after ....

 

a. Flagellation

b. Flatulence

c. Happening simultaneously.

 

This is the perfect moment to take the measurements.

 

[GammaGlobulin]

3 hours ago, Mr Meeseeks said:

 

Sure it is Thailand, sure it is. 

 

 

Due to evolutionary advantage, colder climes, over time, promote shorter ones.

Same with noses.

 

[Muhendis]

11 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

a. Flagellation

b. Flatulence

c. Happening simultaneously.

Not quite sure what is meant by a, b, and c.

Clarification below.

 

a. Flagellation = whipping.

b. Flatulence = farting.

 

I guess penis size might vary a bit when these things happen.

 

[edwinchester]

2 hours ago, Baht Simpson said:

I'm sure U.K. penises were larger before Brexit. 🙂 

Yeah, it's always smaller after you pull out.

[thesetat2013]

I have never met a Thai that said she had been with a Thai man with a big pecker. Usually, they all complained the Thai men they had before were small and finished quickly. The same goes for when I was in China. Small size and no stamina. 

[Hummin]

4 hours ago, Blueman1 said:

My 12" One isn't Listed on that Graph.......555 ! 555 !

If you had a 12", you wouldnt be in Thailand, just saying.

[Hummin]

6 minutes ago, thesetat2013 said:

I have never met a Thai that said she had been with a Thai man with a big pecker. Usually, they all complained the Thai men they had before were small and finished quickly. The same goes for when I was in China. Small size and no stamina. 

Just to prime your ego 😁

[Hummin]

1 hour ago, portisaacozzy said:

when my future Thi wife first saw my mannhood she said that she had never seen one that big ,nearly fainted when i talled her that it wasnt erect yet. 

See my previous reply above

[thesetat2013]

Just now, Hummin said:

Just to prime your ego 😁

Think what you want. But my ego has nothing to do with this

[Hummin]

3 minutes ago, thesetat2013 said:

Think what you want. But my ego has nothing to do with this

Well, most women know what to say t the right time, so be it size of pecker or wallet, body, smile, eyes, arms, they always find something to compliment at the right time. Timing is everything 

 

But if you have a big one, ot is either a gift, or not. Many women cant take to big, so 

[pomchop]

11 minutes ago, thesetat2013 said:

I have never met a Thai that said she had been with a Thai man with a big pecker. Usually, they all complained the Thai men they had before were small and finished quickly. The same goes for when I was in China. Small size and no stamina. 

I do think that most thai gals are smart enough to tell the man they are with regardless that his is just the right size or is if anything very big....just as she is likely to tell you that the thai guy in all those pics who visits her is her brother, the buffalo is sick, and a few other porkies.  

[Regyai]

4 hours ago, Baht Simpson said:

I'm sure U.K. penises were larger before Brexit. 🙂 

 

 

Evolution

shrank when they started becoming invertebrates