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To all you Trump fans - Do you wear your MAGA hats with pride in Thailand?
Oih, oih, oih, Bobby “MAGA-Head” Smith, what’s this now? You’ve gone full-blown Yank, haven’t you? Strutting about Thailand in your red cap, looking like some lost ex-pat who’s been watching too much Fox News, Alex Jones, Steve Bannon and thinks he’s got a direct line to the White House. Mate, you’re not in the States. You’re in Thailand FFS, where the only thing more out of place than your MAGA hat is the idea of you trying to lecture anyone about why Chang beer is better than Leo when they are both just gawd awful piss. You’ve always had a thing though for wearing whatever cap suits you at the time, haven’t you, Bobbala? First, it was the “self-made business mogul” hat, then the “I-can-do-what-I-want-when-I-want” crown, and now? Well, now it’s the “Trump-loving minging Brit” idiot-look. I’ll give you this much, Barbarella, you’re nothing if not consistent in your ability to make things bizarro. What next? Are you going to turn up in Pattaya with a “Brexit is Great” T-shirt and start handing out pamphlets about how to make the UK “colonialist again”? You’ve always been the first one to whinge about food in Thailand when it doesn’t go your way, whether it’s a dodgy kebab or a cold pint that isn't cold. You really think the locals are gonna take you seriously when you start parading around in that dunce cap on your greasy, bald head? You might as well be waving a big flag that says, “Look at me! I’m different! I’m special!” Trouble is, Blumpkin-Bob, the only thing you’re gonna get is a load of bemused looks from locals who couldn’t give half a toss about your hapless political obsessions. And don’t even start with the whole “revolutionary” angle. Wearing that cap isn’t gonna make you a hero in Thailand, bruv. You’re just another "past his expiry date" farang wandering around, trying to make a point nobody asked for. If you think this is going to spark some big conversation, you’re more deluded than any of the Admins on AN even might have suspected. Last time I checked, Bob Smith’s revolution wasn’t about American politics, it was about getting away with dodgy behavior down on Soi 6 and moaning about your latest 90-day report being due. But let’s be real here, mate. We all know what’s gonna happen. By the time your next post rolls around tomorrow morning, you’ll be right back in the same old Khun BS cycle: another identity crisis, another self-loathing binge, and yet another dramatic “I’m leaving Thailand for good!” post. It’s like clockwork, with your lot innit. The same old Boris Bob, just with a slightly different hat on his rump this time. So keep on wearing that MAGA hat, Bobby the Cow Milker. You’ll get all the attention you’re craving, but let’s face it, you’re still the same bloke who can’t even get a decent burger or a cold beer without throwing a tantrum. And the truth is, that’s not changing anytime soon, sweaty red cap or not. You’re still the same old Robert Smith of Cockney Lane, just with a little bit more misguided American flair. I'll bet you even wear the hat on backwards just to try and look a bit more "American Gangster". Hopeless. -
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