Crime Buriram Village in Shock as Man Attempts to Have Sex with Livestock

[rumeaug]

I don't mind doggy style though..

[connda]

That should spike his OnlyFans account numbers, 'eh?

[VBF]

17 minutes ago, rumeaug said:

I don't mind doggy style though..

You bitch!

[EVENKEEL]

 

[geisha]

There was a young man in Phuket a few months ago. With a horse I think. He went missing and the story came out. I think he’s been hospitalized.

[Harrisfan]

Farmer should have charged 500 baht then filmed it

[2long]

48 minutes ago, rumeaug said:

I don't mind doggy style though..

If you do it doggy style, and last 3 minutes, that counts as 21 minutes in doggy years!

[2long]

A man stumbles into the marital bedroom, quite drunk, with a sheep under his arm.

His wife wakes up angrily and shouts 'What the fk is this?' to which he replies 'This, my darling is the pig that I have sex with when you're on your period.'

The wife says 'Uh hello! I think you'll find that's a sheep, not a pig'

 

Husband says 'I was talking to the sheep'

[2long]

11 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Farmer should have charged 500 baht then filmed it

Would that be a 'baaaaah fine'? 🙄🫣

[Nick Carter icp]

11 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Farmer should have charged 500 baht then filmed it

 

   Is that profitable ?

How much do you pay to watch them ?

[simon43]

"Local authorities have pledged to take additional steps to ensure the safety of residents. "

 

It's not the residents that need to be concerned...

 

[Captain Flack]

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[NanLaew]

1 hour ago, Classic Ray said:

One of the first cases I was made aware of joining the job 50 years ago was of a farm labourer pleasuring himself with a live chicken. The farmer was not amused and neither were the magistrates.

 

And the chicken?

[simon43]

20 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

 

And the chicken?

Cock-a-doodle-DOOOOOOOO!

[thesetat]

7 hours ago, Baba Naba said:

He should give the sheep a go!  They are not Baaaaad.... 😁

Well, As i have understood the sheep has the same shape and feel of a woman, so that would not be what he was seeking. I do not think I will ever understand why a person uses animals this way. Perhaps there is more to it than just physical desire to have an orgasm haha..A mental sickness or derangement. Kind of like those men who prefer another man rather than a real woman. 

[spidermike007]

7 hours ago, ThreeCardMonte said:

So you’re endorsing this behavior?

Certainly sounds like it.

 

Why am I not surprised.anymore by anything a leftist posts.

Such an inane reply. Is that really all you have? How am I condoning this behavior, just because I am not losing my mind over it? 

[still kicking]

7 hours ago, Card said:

It's been rumoured that he is a lost Australian missing home.

You're talking about the Brit who had sex with 19 dogs?