4 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

No anal, does not interest me. 

Why would you want to hurt the woman you love.

Neither of you are doing it properly if it hurts her.   That passage is designed to accommodate the disposal of huge stools when necessary, even for the daintiest of girls.

Thursday night pub, pills, all weekend rave and recovery until Tuesday afternoon.

A five dayer, I was hallucinating by the end of it, not sure whether it was caused by the drugs or the lack of sleep.

Just now, Liverpool Lou said:

Neither of you are doing it properly if it hurts her.   That passage is designed to accommodate the disposal of huge stools when necessary, even for the daintiest of girls.

Yeah, they love it after the second or third go.

3 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

Drove from San Antonio, Texas  to Bergen County New Jersey, 1823 miles (2933Kilo), in about 34 hours only stopping for gas and food. Diet sodas for caffeine. Saw  a white picket fence in the road ahead of me, along with the same dead beagle 4 times.

Drove from Port Hedland to Melbourne, 4300 km. Took 5 days, there was a lot of dirt road back in 1972.

4 hours ago, Yagoda said:

As to other things, I lasted 3 minutes last night.

You were on your own then. 🙂 

7 minutes ago, Baht Simpson said:

You were on your own then. 🙂 

No thats 30 seconds

12 minutes ago, Baht Simpson said:

You were on your own then. 🙂 

If you are on your own, use a mirror. At the right angle you can imagine there are 2 people there.🙃🙃

18 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Drove from Port Hedland to Melbourne, 4300 km. Took 5 days, there was a lot of dirt road back in 1972.

 

18 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Drove from Port Hedland to Melbourne, 4300 km. Took 5 days, there was a lot of dirt road back in 1972.

I was 22 and couldn't wait to get back home to New Jersey from my first trip to Texas. Every time I thought about pulling over to rest I just kept going and was like a zombie when I pulled up back in Jersey. Never again besides the times I drove to Florida from Texas , maybe 900 miles and 16 hours. Now I drive to Bangkok and it's too long.

4 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

Drove from San Antonio, Texas  to Bergen County New Jersey, 1823 miles (2933Kilo), in about 34 hours only stopping for gas and food.

That's a bit like saying that you drove around the world only stopping for food and fuel breaks, brilliant, except that it wasn't an unbroken drive, it was trip with breaks.   How many hours did you go without breaking the journey?  

2 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

That's a bit like saying that you drove around the world only stopping for food and fuel breaks, brilliant, except that it wasn't an unbroken drive, it was trip with breaks.   How many hours did you go without a break, then?  

I only stopped for food, drinks or gas. A few minutes each time.

1 minute ago, fredwiggy said:

3 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

That's a bit like saying that you drove around the world only stopping for food and fuel breaks, brilliant, except that it wasn't an unbroken drive, it was trip with breaks.   How many hours did you go without a break, then?  

I only stopped for food, drinks or gas. A few minutes each time.

I know.  A trip with lots of breaks isn't a non-stop driving trip.

46 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

You think that just two positions and oral is "a bit of everything"?   Gawd...

NON STOP is the topic. 

 

Oh I forgot, the mighty Lou can do better than 3 hours 😂

1 hour ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Neither of you are doing it properly if it hurts her.   That passage is designed to accommodate the disposal of huge stools when necessary, even for the daintiest of girls.

My donga is bigger than any crappy stool 

 

Lou is now an anal expert 😂

41 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Neither of you are doing it properly if it hurts her.   That passage is designed to accommodate the disposal of huge stools when necessary, even for the daintiest of girls.

Yours must be small

1 minute ago, Harrisfan said:

43 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Neither of you are doing it properly if it hurts her.   That passage is designed to accommodate the disposal of huge stools when necessary, even for the daintiest of girls.

Yours must be small

You can imagine all you want.    You must be doing it wrong.

30 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

I know.  A trip with lots of breaks isn't a non-stop driving trip.

Sure it is. A trip with stops means staying overnight. Not stopping to get food or gas or a bathroom break. No one can go more then a few hours without stopping for something. 

37 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

That's a bit like saying that you drove around the world only stopping for food and fuel breaks, brilliant, except that it wasn't an unbroken drive, it was trip with breaks.   How many hours did you go without breaking the journey?  

The journey was from San Antonio Texas to Bergen County New Jersey. It took me 34 hours to complete the journey. Do you understand cars run out of gas and you need to stop for fuel, along with not waiting 34 hours to take a piss, drink a soda or eat?

2 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Do you understand cars run out of gas and you need to stop for fuel, along with not waiting 34 hours to take a piss, drink a soda or eat?

Yes, I do, but it is you who does not understand that a trip, be it 34 hours, days or minutes, is not non-stop if you have stops for eating, drinking, etc. i.e. breaks! 

6 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

Ive done

50km bike

15km run

3km swim

 

Perimeter of Australia by bicycle........1 year.

Longest day..........225 km on the Nullabor.

8 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

The journey was from San Antonio Texas to Bergen County New Jersey. It took me 34 hours to complete the journey. Do you understand cars run out of gas and you need to stop for fuel, along with not waiting 34 hours to take a piss, drink a soda or eat?

Do you really think that the miserable old scrote is going to let common sense get in the way of being a pedant and picking holes in posts?

Just now, Liverpool Lou said:

Yes, I do, but it is you who does not understand that a trip, be it 34 hours, days or minutes, is not non-stop if you have stops for eating, drinking, etc. i.e. breaks! 

Why are you arguing in such an ignorant way? It doesn't matter what you think a non stop or trip with stops means. Do you actually need to know how many hours a person can drive without taking a pee? It was a non stop trip, which to everyone e;se on this planet means not stopping to sleep. 

43 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

1 hour ago, Liverpool Lou said:

You think that just two positions and oral is "a bit of everything"?   Gawd...

NON STOP is the topic. 

You made "a bit of everything" the topic of your post!

1 minute ago, fredwiggy said:

5 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Yes, I do, but it is you who does not understand that a trip, be it 34 hours, days or minutes, is not non-stop if you have stops for eating, drinking, etc. i.e. breaks! 

Why are you arguing in such an ignorant way?

Here we go again, I express an opinion on your claim and it is categorised as "arguing" and yet you call me ignorant?! 

3 minutes ago, Keeps said:

Do you really think that the miserable old scrote is going to let common sense get in the way of being a pedant and picking holes in posts?

No. Anything to argue, instead of replying to the OP. 

Just now, Liverpool Lou said:

Here we go again, I express an opinion on your claim and it is categorised as "arguing" and yet you call me ignorant?! 

I didn't call you ignorant. What you're doing is ignorant. I stated what I did. It was a non stop trip. You feel the need to nit pick,  like anyone could drive 34 hours without needing to stop for something. Non stop means not stopping to sleep. Humans need to stop for a few minutes for those listed. 

320 km bike cycling 🚲 in 10 and 50 minutes. 

Just now, fredwiggy said:

3 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Here we go again, I express an opinion on your claim and it is categorised as "arguing" and yet you call me ignorant?! 

I didn't call you ignorant. What you're doing is ignorant. I stated what I did. It was a non stop trip.

Yes, you did.  Expressing an opinion is not "being ignorant"...your trip was not "non-stop".

Just now, Liverpool Lou said:

Yes, you did.  Expressing an opinion is not "being ignorant"...your trip was not "non-stop".

You ignore facts. Playing the word game is childish. A non stop trip means not stopping to sleep. Taking a few minutes break every few hours doesn't take away from it being a non stop trip. Maybe in your thinking but to the rest of us it doesn't.

what happened to GammaGlobulin?

seems like the longest time since he's started a new thread. 

 

16 minutes ago, ExpatOilWorker said:

320 km bike cycling 🚲 in 10 and 50 minutes. 

 

Was the bike in a rack on the back of your car ?

 

You went 2X as far as myself, in same amount of time.  A constant 30+ kph for 10+ hrs 🙄 

 

Might want to google ... "cyclist average speed for marathon race"