Do =real= men ever succumb to Hot Flashes?

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Folks,

 

I have recently read that men, just like women, can experience hot flashes.

 

So then, what is wrong with me?

I have never even experienced one hot flash.

 

Also, I have never experienced even one Green Flash, while in Thailand.

 

So, what is wrong with me?

 

Do most of you experience this Hot Flash, from time to time.

 

Also, recently, I have been rewatching Downton Abbey, a fantastic Soap Opera.  And, at this time, this period in time many years ago, even the mention of Hot Flashes was frowned upon.

 

Therefore, my question is:

 

a. Do you experience Hot Flashes?

b. What do they really feel like?

c. Am I missing out on something great?

 

 

 

Also, I have another important question:

 

Why, at my present age, have I not yet experienced Male Menopause?  Is there something wrong with me?

 

Maybe I have too much testosterone, still?

My hair is not falling out, yet, for example.

 

Should I discuss this problem with my doctor at the nearest hospital in Chiang Mai?  Any good doctors to talk to here?  And, what do you think they might tell me if I tell them that I am worried that I have missed my menopause?

 

Or, is this Male Menopause just another myth brought on by the new Woke Mentality?

 

I almost did not post this Topic, fearing that I might be looked-down upon, just because my battery is never low, unlike, perhaps, some of you who are my age.

 

Therefore, what, exactly, does Male Menopause feel like, if you are the one who can tell me.

 

Thank you.

 

Best regards,...and…

Still feeling hard as a fresh green cucumber….

 

Gamma

 

Note:  How many of you have actually seen the Green Flash?  Is it as spectacular as some say?

 

[short-Timer]

 

Case Study: Subject Gamma Glitterglobs

Age: Timeless.

Location: Gay Town, Chiang Mai, Planet Earth, possibly higher dimension.

Primary Concern: Complete absence of hot flashes, green flashes, or Downton Abbey–approved menopause experiences.

 

Symptoms:

None whatsoever besides ADD, ADHD, OCD, OCPD, PTSD, GAD, ASD, MDD, BPD, NPD and TVS (Thai Visa Syndrome). Subject reports persistent hardness comparable only to a freshly mashed cucumber. No hair or hair loss observed. Libido apparently intact to a mythological degree. Emotional stability occasionally interrupted by the compulsion to post Topics displaying lunacy at industrial strength frequency.

 

Findings:

Subject GG appears to have bypassed the normal trajectory of human aging. Despite exposure to both Thai humidity and modern Woke Mentality, subject remains impervious to male menopause. Testosterone levels suspected to be stratospheric, possibly infinite. Forum posting levels of excessive-obsessive drivel dangerously high, creating a digital greenhouse effect all of their own.

 

Diagnosis:

Transcendent Male Perfection. Subspecies classification: Homo Forumicus Eternalis. Subject demonstrates immunity to the petty hormonal frailties of mankind. His very existence threatens to rewrite endocrinology, anthropology, and the manifesto of Dr. Ruth simultaneously.

 

Prognosis:

Global medical community will likely collapse under the sheer weight of Gamma’s cucumber-soft testimony. Nobel Prize in Physiology and Literature imminent. Potential canonization as patron saint of men who never experience menopause.

 

Recommendation:

Patient should continue to post tirelessly at the rate of 5 new topics per day, for at least two more decades, to ensure that future generations may learn the true meaning of life, hot feces, and random capitalization.

[blaze master]

I get a hot flash in my pants when I see a new GG thread. 

 

Oh baby.

[GammaGlobulin]

Just now, blaze master said:

I get a hot flash in my pants when I see a new GG thread. 

 

Oh baby.

 

But, maybe, not for long.

 

There is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

 

[GammaGlobulin]

29 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

hot feces

 

Strangely enough....

 

While editing very long MA Theses....

 

I would often console myself by referring to them as ...

 

MA Feces....

 

Which, in truth, they mostly were.

 

MA Theses are nothing more than a learning experience for students.

Nobody expects much more than dung, in fact.

 

MA Theses should not be graded.

And, they become tedious to edit, the more one edits them.