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Two Tokes GOOD; Four Tokes BAD: Marahuana…!!!

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26 minutes ago, still kicking said:

A shatter snake is not brown. Move along, he was talking about the colour brown 

 

Stop making yourself look so foolish you have no idea what im talking about. 

 

Beat it.

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7 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

Stop making yourself look so foolish you have no idea what im talking about. 

 

Beat it.

Slow learner????

6 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Slow learner????

 

Yes you are. This a thread about cannabis not snakes.

9 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

Yes you are. This a thread about cannabis not snakes.

Why isn't it posted in the weed section? 

Just now, still kicking said:

Why isn't it posted in the weed section? 

 

Go away you're annoying. 

Just now, blaze master said:

 

Go away you're annoying. 

Yes, Donald, master, you can't even read, but it is common in Republicans 

34 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Yes, Donald, master, you can't even read, but it is common in Republicans 

 

Is that why I voted liberal in my last provincial election or ?

 

Clueless. 

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55 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Why isn't it posted in the weed section? 

 

Here is the honest answer to your valid question:

 

Nobody in the weed section appreciates those who poke fun at smoking weed...

Even a little bit.

 

When it comes to weed, no tokers easily take a joke.

 

So, this is the Farang Pub where joking is not frowned upon.

 

This is why.

 

30 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Here is the honest answer to your valid question:

 

Nobody in the weed section appreciates those who poke fun at smoking weed...

Even a little bit.

 

When it comes to weed, no tokers easily take a joke.

 

So, this is the Farang Pub where joking is not frowned upon.

 

This is why.

 


I don't think I've ever seen any humor about smoking weed ever reposted in the cannabis forum. I've only seen weed bashing. That's different. Why not try posting some humor there if you can actually post something with a salient point. I see no harm in poking fun if it's humorous and not hate driven.

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2 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

humorous and not hate driven

 

Humorous and not hate-driven is always the ONLY way to go.

 

Unfortunately, I rarely rise to the level of decent humor, which is humorous in itself.

 

The humerus is often called the funny bone, you know.

 

 

 

57 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Humorous and not hate-driven is always the ONLY way to go.

 

Unfortunately, I rarely rise to the level of decent humor, which is humorous in itself.

 

The humerus is often called the funny bone, you know.


Here are some ideas from AI:

 

You ever notice how every weed smoker turns into a part-time philosopher the second they take a hit? One puff in and suddenly they’re explaining quantum physics, rocket science, ancient civilizations, and why one sock always goes missing in the dryer — all while eating almond Grape Nuts cereal out of a salad mixing bowl.

 

Ask them what they did all day and it’s always the same: “Just chillaxed, bro.” Which roughly translates to stared at YouTube for seven hours, Pornhub for four, forgot to do laundry or clean the bathroom, and ordered pizza at 1 a.m. Then they’ll tell you how weed makes them “super productive” — right before they burp and fall asleep mid-sentence.

 

And the smell. You can spot them coming from three blocks away. It’s like someone burned a Christmas tree inside a gym bag filled with dirty underwear.

 

But fair’s fair — they’re usually harmless, happy, and convinced everyone else needs to “just hang loose, man.” Which, to be honest, wouldn’t be the worst advice in the world… if it didn’t come from someone who’s been trying to remember where they put the remote for the past 2 hours.

4 hours ago, short-Timer said:

and why one sock always goes missing in the dryer

 

Use a fleshlight so much easier.

18 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

And, I guess I spilled my milk in all the wrong places.

on the palm of your right hand mainly 

7 hours ago, short-Timer said:


Here are some ideas from AI:

 

You ever notice how every weed smoker turns into a part-time philosopher the second they take a hit? One puff in and suddenly they’re explaining quantum physics, rocket science, ancient civilizations, and why one sock always goes missing in the dryer — all while eating almond Grape Nuts cereal out of a salad mixing bowl.

 

Ask them what they did all day and it’s always the same: “Just chillaxed, bro.” Which roughly translates to stared at YouTube for seven hours, Pornhub for four, forgot to do laundry or clean the bathroom, and ordered pizza at 1 a.m. Then they’ll tell you how weed makes them “super productive” — right before they burp and fall asleep mid-sentence.

 

And the smell. You can spot them coming from three blocks away. It’s like someone burned a Christmas tree inside a gym bag filled with dirty underwear.

 

But fair’s fair — they’re usually harmless, happy, and convinced everyone else needs to “just hang loose, man.” Which, to be honest, wouldn’t be the worst advice in the world… if it didn’t come from someone who’s been trying to remember where they put the remote for the past 2 hours.

Wait, they have Almond Grape Nuts?

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On 10/27/2025 at 2:51 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

The humerus is often called the funny bone, you know

your joking !    (sorry)

13 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

your joking !    (sorry)

 

No, he was toking

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1 hour ago, Bday Prang said:

your joking !    (sorry)

 

It is I who should be the one to apologize, I think.

 

On 10/27/2025 at 3:37 AM, short-Timer said:


Here are some ideas from AI:

 

You ever notice how every weed smoker turns into a part-time philosopher the second they take a hit? One puff in and suddenly they’re explaining quantum physics, rocket science, ancient civilizations, and why one sock always goes missing in the dryer — all while eating almond Grape Nuts cereal out of a salad mixing bowl.

 

Ask them what they did all day and it’s always the same: “Just chillaxed, bro.” Which roughly translates to stared at YouTube for seven hours, Pornhub for four, forgot to do laundry or clean the bathroom, and ordered pizza at 1 a.m. Then they’ll tell you how weed makes them “super productive” — right before they burp and fall asleep mid-sentence.

 

And the smell. You can spot them coming from three blocks away. It’s like someone burned a Christmas tree inside a gym bag filled with dirty underwear.

 

But fair’s fair — they’re usually harmless, happy, and convinced everyone else needs to “just hang loose, man.” Which, to be honest, wouldn’t be the worst advice in the world… if it didn’t come from someone who’s been trying to remember where they put the remote for the past 2 hours.

better that than turning into an aggressive wannabe cage fighter  looking for any excuse to take on the world, in between time spent urinating  copiously,  initially in the toilets then later anywhere they choose ,and then, later evacuating themselves involuntarily where ever they fall asleep

            Whilst at unspecified times throughout the proceedings,  managing to regurgitate a large dollop of fast food and even squeezing in a bit of football inspired singing

        Ask them what they did last night and they won't have a clue  any reply often preceded with a "hilarious" forced fart  laughing at themselves, even louder when they follow through, as if the smell wasn't bad enough already   Then they will brag about being able to take their ale  

        I wonder if AI agrees with any of that

Gamma the genius is back and I am grateful for it. Anne Peebles is pretty specialist soul music knowledge.

 

He is unmeetable.

 

I tried to tempt him once with the prospect of a discarded swivel chair after he mentioned wanting one.
 

He was unmoved by my effort.

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1 hour ago, Prubangboy said:

discarded swivel chair

 

No need for one.

I bought 3 new ones.

 

However, as I mentioned...

Hitachi has sold out to Turkey.

 

I have tried contacting Hitachi, but they have even changed their Hitachi email addresses to the turkey company from Turkey.

Well, if they want to sell out, then let them.

 

However, will never buy from a Turkish company, when it is Japanese products I wish to purchase.

 

Never again, will I buy a Turkish brand.

 

Anyway, also, after sending many emails and leaving phone numbers for the turkey company, they have made zero effort to reply to me about fixing my hitachi product.

 

Back in the day, this would NEVER EVER happen with the REAL Hitachi.

 

Of course, I am here, because I never left.

 

What did you expect, anyway?

 

So, I would never even stoop so low as to use a discarded Turkish fridge.

Instead, I am switching to either Korean products or Chinese products.

At least they continue to manufacture the products they sell.

 

 

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