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Risk of Dying: due to falling coconut?

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Dear Folks, 

 

Whenever I look out upon my neighborhood, I cannot help but ask myself:

 

How many Farang die due to falling coconuts…

In Thailand,

Each year?

 

We come here for the coconuts, of course, when we are young, virile, and handsome.

But do we ever consider dying by one?

 

The coconuts of Thailand are beautiful, but also deadly, I presume, if they fall on you.

 

Have you known a friend to have been hit by a falling coconut, or a friend of a friend?

 

And why do we rarely, if ever, read about this happenstance in the local news?

Would this kind of news be harmful to the tourism industry?

Is this why?

 

Of course, the BEAUTY of being hit on the head with a coconut would be the total lack of angst involved. And, in truth, this factor makes it one of the perfect ways to go, when one’s time is up.

 

One would never hear it coming.

 

I must live as long as I can.

 

Yet, I know, if I am lucky, there just might be a coconut above me with my name on it, waiting.

 

Then: Lights Out…

 

Life is full of unimagined risks.

But, at least, in Honolulu, they take them seriously.
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Best regards,

Gamma

 

 

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  • We can just be grateful that Sir Isaac Newton did not live in Honolulu.

  • I had one fall through my parked car's windscreen on Jomtien Beach years ago. parked by my son in law who should have known better. But he is from Bangkok........

  • More chance getting killed by a falling ferang..

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We can just be grateful that Sir Isaac Newton did not live in Honolulu.

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Thought I had deleted this redundant comment....sorry.

 

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1 hour ago, StreetCowboy said:

We can just be grateful that Sir Isaac Newton did not live in Honolulu.

 

with heart ((用心 (yongxin)):  This would be the Chinese meaning of the Japanese Kanji, of course.

 

The Honolulu warning sign is either tri-lingual, English, Chinese, and Japanese, or Japanese-English, or Japlish.

In Chinese it would be "with heart, or to do something with heart"

 

In Japanese, the Kanji would mean: CAUTION

 

So to be bonged on the head "with heart", if this is Chinese, makes little sense.

 

Conclusion:  The cocopalm sign must be English and Japanese, but no Chinese allowed.

 

Also, my guess is that, these days, the local government on the Island of Oahu has probably removed all the palm trees in order to limit risk to the American Mainlanders.

We have plenty of coconuts here near me, and these palm trees are very tall.

 

I once had the top of a palm tree, which is extremely heavy, fall by the side of my automobile (Naples, Florida).

Put a hole in the driveway and set off the car alarm.

 

There is no doubt that the impact would have easily killed you if you had been standing there at the time.

How much does that top part of the palm tree weigh, anyway?

Probably at least 1000 Kg.

 

I do not stand under them.

They are very beautiful from afar.

"Death by Coconut" is really a thing, and actually an entire sub-genre of scientific study with a dedicated Wikilies page of its own. :coffee1:

Built a mini pool outside my exercise room to cool off.  It is under two huge coconut trees and I think about the risk occasionally.  Beautiful trees to lounge under and not going to cut down as a few locals recommend.  THey are destructive and snapped a wood beam I had lights mounted on and have also disabled our outside lighting a couple times. 

 

I figure it is safe as long as I don't tempt fate during storms.  They don't shed coconuts often and the odds of one of the 20-40 coconuts falling on me is slight.  I think the wife had someone clear out most the ones above the pool last week.  I guess she wants me to stick around  🙂

Interesting stats:

* About 150 people die annually from coconuts.  Much much  more risky than lightning and sharks combined.

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I had one fall through my parked car's windscreen on Jomtien Beach years ago. parked by my son in law who should have known better. But he is from Bangkok........

You are in luck, plenty of girls left at the coconut bar.

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More chance getting killed by a falling ferang..

Don't know killing ya, but the risk of injury is definitely there.  We had a "volunteer" coconut tree in the yard.  I never really noticed it until it was about 15 meters high and growing (the garden is truly a jungle).  It got my attention big time when a football sized coconut dropped right next to me.  <Looks  up, looks down at coconut, feels top of head>  We had the tree removed.  I'm not that big of a fan of coconut.  Rather have a nice banana or papaya tree.

54 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

Could be worse.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeschylus

 

Scroll down to Death section

When it's you time to go, it's your time to go......

 

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3 hours ago, atpeace said:

Beautiful trees to lounge under and not going to cut down as a few locals recommend.

 

Yes.

I agree.

There seems to be a recent trend of locals cutting down palm trees.

 

So, my question is:

 

What is their motivation?

Do they fear for their lives?

Or, do they just like to cut down trees so that they do not need to clean up falling fronds and leaves?

Or, why, exactly?

 

Here, for example:  The neighbor cut down a perfectly good and beautiful cocopalm which had been standing for 20 years?

The palm was causing no-one any pain.

It provided shade and beauty.

 

Then for some UNKNOWN reason:  She just cuts it down.  But WHY?  Did she do it for the same reason girls suddenly, out of the blue, cut their hair...and nobody knows why????

 

Humans are so irrational.

 

Is there some new fad:  The cutting down of palm fad, going around?

 

And, not only palms.

Around here, especially the beginning of this year....

We lost many local trees, just do to people seemingly having nothing better to do than to cut down trees, for no good apparent reason.

Think of how much CO2 they are adding to our atmosphere here in Thailand, one might point out.

 

Of course, the neighbors own their own trees.

I do not own their trees.

I am powerless to stop this madness.

 

My only hope is to understand WHY, and their motivations.

 

12 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks, 

 

Whenever I look out upon my neighborhood, I cannot help but ask myself:

 

How many Farang die due to falling coconuts…

In Thailand,

Each year?

 

Does the OP attend councilling?

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24 minutes ago, IvorBiggun2 said:

 

Does the OP attend councilling?

 

Yes.

Gemini.

I thought I had mentioned this, once or twice.

 

(Over 10-times smarter than any Human Shrink)

 

1 hour ago, IvorBiggun2 said:

 

Does the OP attend councilling?

Well he is wasting his money if he does....:coffee1:

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Yes.

I agree.

There seems to be a recent trend of locals cutting down palm trees.

 

So, my question is:

 

What is their motivation?

Do they fear for their lives?

Or, do they just like to cut down trees so that they do not need to clean up falling fronds and leaves?

Or, why, exactly?

 

Here, for example:  The neighbor cut down a perfectly good and beautiful cocopalm which had been standing for 20 years?

The palm was causing no-one any pain.

It provided shade and beauty.

 

Then for some UNKNOWN reason:  She just cuts it down.  But WHY?  Did she do it for the same reason girls suddenly, out of the blue, cut their hair...and nobody knows why????

 

Humans are so irrational.

 

Is there some new fad:  The cutting down of palm fad, going around?

 

And, not only palms.

Around here, especially the beginning of this year....

We lost many local trees, just do to people seemingly having nothing better to do than to cut down trees, for no good apparent reason.

Think of how much CO2 they are adding to our atmosphere here in Thailand, one might point out.

 

Of course, the neighbors own their own trees.

I do not own their trees.

I am powerless to stop this madness.

 

My only hope is to understand WHY, and their motivations.

 

As for trees near the home it is for fear of them falling on the home.  At least that is what I was told.  Maybe a viable concern but I think in most cases well worth the risk.  While I was in America, the wife cut down a eucalyptus tree ( probably the most dangerous in regards to crushing a home ) that must have been 50 meters tall and would even make me worry a little during storms.  I got over it quick enough and she is adverse to any type of danger so I get it.

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2 hours ago, brian69 said:

Well he is wasting his money if he does....:coffee1:

 

Yes.

Narcissism is ALWAYS HOPELESS, from the get-go, in terms of therapeutic outcomes, and there is much evidence to support this observation.

 

And, I have too much invested in my own narcissism to even wish to change, which is why I never will.

 

Still: Gemini can perform miracles, and so...I have not given up, yet.

 

 

 

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15 minutes ago, atpeace said:

While I was in America, the wife cut down a eucalyptus tree ( probably the most dangerous in regards to crushing a home ) that must have been 50 meters tall and would even make me worry a little during storms. 

 

These trees DO NOT just fall over.

This is why God gave them ROOTS, and there is almost as much underground as one sees above ground.

Should have mentioned this key argument to your wife.

 

These trees are beautiful, and take many years to grow to such magnificent proportions.

 

3 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

These trees DO NOT just fall over.

This is why God gave them ROOTS, and there is almost as much underground as one sees above ground.

Should have mentioned this key argument to your wife.

 

These trees are beautiful, and take many years to grow to such magnificent proportions.

 

A eucalyptus crushed a bedroom in our house in America.  THey are extremely heavy and  their roots aren't deep.  I live in a very wet and windy area.  Not a good combo.  As you, I would take the small risk.  When the wind howls here it was amazing watching it sway 25 meters.

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12 minutes ago, atpeace said:

A eucalyptus crushed a bedroom in our house in America.  THey are extremely heavy and  their roots aren't deep.  I live in a very wet and windy area.  Not a good combo.  As you, I would take the small risk.  When the wind howls here it was amazing watching it sway 25 meters.

 

Probably the main reason why you are willing to take this small risk to enjoy such great beauty is principally due to...

Your State of Mind, meaning that you are....

atpeace

 

Or, am I mistaken?

 

We have five or six coconut trees on the property and a friend of mine did advise me to to cut down the coconuts.

 

I heard many years ago when I lived in Florida that about five seniors per month die from falling coconuts. 

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1 minute ago, spidermike007 said:

We have five or six coconut trees on the property and a friend of mine did advise me to to cut down the coconuts.

 

I heard many years ago when I lived in Florida that about five seniors per month die from falling coconuts. 

 

The truth is:  Having lived in Naples for some years, the local city government sends cherry-picker trucks around to trim the coconut trees. It is only a problem when homeowners are too cheap to properly manage the trees on their own property that accidents occur.

 

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Not sure what they do with all those coconuts however...

Must be tons of them.

 

10 hours ago, atpeace said:

Interesting stats:

* About 150 people die annually from coconuts.  Much much  more risky than lightning and sharks combined.

Lightning and sharks combined is less of an issue than either on their own, in terms of time at risk, and the sort of person who swims in shark-infested waters during a lightning storm probably has other high-risk behaviour such as unskimmed milk

2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Probably the main reason why you are willing to take this small risk to enjoy such great beauty is principally due to...

Your State of Mind, meaning that you are....

atpeace

 

Or, am I mistaken?

 

At peace is better than in peace

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Probably the main reason why you are willing to take this small risk to enjoy such great beauty is principally due to...

Your State of Mind, meaning that you are....

atpeace

 

Or, am I mistaken?

 

 I feel pretty good at where I'm at in life and my wants are trivial. Living in a beautiful area of Thailand that is too hard for international tourists to get to.   Lots of locals on the weekends and because of them we have nice restaurants and hotels which is great.

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5 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

Lightning and sharks combined is less of an issue than either on their own, in terms of time at risk, and the sort of person who swims in shark-infested waters during a lightning storm probably has other high-risk behaviour such as unskimmed milk

 

Be this as it may:

 

When I was young, handsome, and virile, drinking fresh milk from young, brown, tanned and lovely, coconuts was something I once often dreamed of.

 

To this day, I regret having never tried this.

 

And, IMHO, drinking such coconut milk is one of the least risky forbidden behaviors one might dream of.

 

When I think of coconuts, one catchy tune that comes to mind is this one...and maybe you have loved it, too, because, who can beat Astrud Gilberto, after all...:

 

 

Ahhhhhh.....

Those glorious coconuts.

I dream on....as I always have...

Yet, so far, I have never really had one.

 

Did you imagine this Topic was actually about coconuts in trees?

Why?

 

Stan Getz...

This album is AMAZINGLY round.....

 

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5 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

At peace is better than in peace

 

Which, by the way, is better than the reading of A Separate Peace?

 

There are few things better than being young and reading, for the first time, A Separate Peace, unless it might be...

To actually get a piece, by the age of 13, at boarding school...

Be it at Phillips Exeter Academy, or some other similar slouch school.

 

One attends boarding school, only once in life.

Once those days are gone, one never returns.

Such sorrow and loss, you would not believe,...

Once one has graduated.

 

You can't go back, again.

 

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And, for any girls here:

 

By the time one's coconuts are falling....

It's, also, too late.

 

Such is life.

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