I am so small I have to jump to turn the shower on, you never know eh. I know you all thought I was 6Ft 2", well Im not. I have been working in dwarfism movies for the last ten years, part time playing acid tunes in a small warehouse, really small, like a shoe box.

What do you do in the land of the big people? My first movie, it brings small acidic tears to my under developed eyes.....

I didn't find that amusing in the slightest.

And i didn't understand your "patsy means robber" comment either.

Have a good life.

Youtube still appears to be blocked in Thailand.

Thank god you didn't want to see that drivel!!!

Thank god you didn't want to see that drivel!!!

Yoiu grate on me in an annoying way. How can you state I am not as small as you seem to think I am? Do you know everything? Are you god or just an annoyng one liner type of guy. I think you will fit right in in Pattaya as you dont have to think or either does the person sitting next to you!

Patsy is someone used as a get out for criminals etc:

pat·sy (pts)

n. pl. pat·sies Slang

A person easily taken advantage of, cheated, blamed, or ridiculed.

As for your have a good day go and lose yourself in the babble you produced against me on numerous occasions.

I still find that video funny, also if it was that bad why have youtube not pulled it off? Cool body popping moves....

You need to get a sense of humour or maybe a sense of direction would be a start rather than constantly following me and giving me your sarcastic one liners...jog on.

Do not see why it was posted here - but there toou go.

The guy is a professional entertainer - been in several Indian movies, but nothing special.

I still find that video funny, also if it was that bad why have youtube not pulled it off? Cool body popping moves....by the way all is forgiven, your a girl and I understand...sorry I am not politically correct and as wholesome as you maybe, I am just an average joe with a sense of humour...maybe incorrect at times but as the tin man in Wizard of Oz says if I only had a heart...

Do not see why it was posted here - but there toou go.

The guy is a professional entertainer - been in several Indian movies, but nothing special.

hes not is he, hes just a lil bloke having a laugh and doing some cool dancing...he is kinda funny tho

Is this the weirdest thread ever? I did think the links were cool, though strange!

Sorry Coldcrush if i have been rude before. I don't quite remember when.

Hope we can still comunicate in a civilised manner. I am not usually one to be nasty.

Big hug

Sorry Coldcrush if i have been rude before. I don't quite remember when.

Hope we can still comunicate in a civilised manner. I am not usually one to be nasty.

Big hug

No problem, I am just a nice nutter. I leave rather odd posts, but it maybe just my a strange humour!

Goodluck to ya Patsy

CC...

yer wierd buddy.

CC...

yer wierd buddy.

Where's chownah? He's usually the weird one on this forum! CC is seeking the crown.

Gee, CC, I hope you don't have to make a living in the tossing arena.

I'm short in staure but get me going, I put my hands on my hips, straighten my spine further, look straight into your eyes and tell you yer full of camel turds and then explain why. I am, however, always nice to camels. Rode on one in Inner Mongolia after three of us Canadian students drank the hated Chinese supervisors under the table at our Mongolian hosts' luncheon reception. Hic. Mao tai.

i had a camel spit on me once in Fujairah, UAE.

I spat back then rode her.

i had a camel spit on me once in Fujairah, UAE.

I spat back then rode her.

I had to read this twice!

when in the US and whenever I can find them, I smoke unfiltered CAMEL cigarettes...combined with a load of Copenhagen snuff the ultimate nicotine rush...

there was a herd of CAMELS grazing outside the power station site gate here in the Saudi desert last week...they closely resembled the picture on a pack of CAMEL cigarettes...

when in the US and whenever I can find them, I smoke unfiltered CAMEL cigarettes...combined with a load of Copenhagen snuff the ultimate nicotine rush...

there was a herd of CAMELS grazing outside the power station site gate here in the Saudi desert last week...they closely resembled the picture on a pack of CAMEL cigarettes...

Oh man, back when I used to smoke ciggies I loved unfiltered camels. The ultimate throat roast!

"I'd walk a mile..." hehe

I fed a camel a sugar cube with my lips when in Tunisia after a ride. She leaned forward and gently took it from me. Was so cute. Grumbled and spluttered a lot when i was on her, but i think she forgave me after her treat.

I love their eyelashes and sleepy faces. Gorgeous.

I prefer Jersey cows, they're prettier.

I prefer Jersey cows, they're prettier.

That's true that is!

Cows are cute too. A big warm cows lick is awesome! hahaha! Hmm but also like piggies. An little baby baaaass.

..For some reason farm animals turn my vocabulary into that of a 3 year old.

.. I bet you all do a bit. And Im sure inside every mans head when he sees big machines like a digger is a voice going "DIGGAHHHHHH!!!!, its a DIGGGAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!".

er... no Eek. It may just be you.

ow.

Cows are cute too. A big warm cows lick is awesome! hahaha! Hmm but also like piggies. An little baby baaaass.

..For some reason farm animals turn my vocabulary into that of a 3 year old.

.. I bet you all do a bit. And Im sure inside every mans head when he sees big machines like a digger is a voice going "DIGGAHHHHHH!!!!, its a DIGGGAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!".

Was in the Philippines a few of years ago and somebody came up with a deep frozen leg of lamb. As we reverently prepared it for the oven (it must have been a five year old lamb, it was huge) my then girlfriend stormed out of the house, letting fire over her shoulder as she went.

"LAMBS ARE FOR PETS NOT FOR FOOD!!"

How could anyone eat this little fella ??

With great ease..

Sigh... had one in Saigon a little larger than that. His lovely little crackly skin brought tears to my eyes.

THREE FEET HIGH AND RISING!

That must be some good cheeba cheeba the little fella's smokin'