chair in Pattaya

for clapped-out

old banger that

saw better days

east of eden...

and he did

marry once more

but was taken

for a eunuch

ate his own

excrement daily and

washed down with

Singha and Sangsom

a delicious treat

when enjoyed daily

In South Pattaya

drives one batty

especially when smoking

wacky tabacky continuosly

through a straw

and ending up

side down with

nothing to lose

but your dignity

and loose change

interesting up-skirts view

of fishy hair-pies

and male organs

wrapped in newspaper

behind a hedge