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With all the sheep jokes chucked at me by Ockors, had to post this.

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I dunno what happened, maybe a bad hairday?

:)

What a shame to hide in foreign ancient language.

Why not tell it like it is, what are you trying to prove you bugger?

Shame on you!

This is the Bedlam forum wihch is supposed to be a place for people that do not care about education and stuff like that.

Why or who are you trying to impress Tele?

You think we are stupid here?

:D

Impress? NOOO I'm a <deleted> Idiot. Amuse?...Yes.

It translates as: I came, I saw, (latin) I wondered. (Latvian) 'Cause as I explained on another post, Google translator 'don't do Latin. :):D

"Bugger".....if that's a verb, then yes, on occasions. :D Of course, only with their ( sometimes squealy) permission :D:D

Anyway....this is random posts, soooo

Exactly how long is a Klingon's tongue?

Regards.

I really don't want to be the one to tell Zpete.....In case he thinks I'm trying to impress. But, that character in his cartoon is a rabbit. If someone could have a quiet word in his ear, I'd be most appreciative.

Regards.

I really don't want to be the one to tell Zpete.....In case he thinks I'm trying to impress. But, that character in his cartoon is a rabbit. If someone could have a quiet word in his ear, I'd be most appreciative.

Regards.

I feel sorry if ya not able to see the diff between roos and rabbits.

No bunny has a tail like that.

What is a good hair day???

When none fall out.

So, every day is a good hair day! :)

Is this the right place to waste time until Tesco opens ?

I really don't want to be the one to tell Zpete.....In case he thinks I'm trying to impress. But, that character in his cartoon is a rabbit. If someone could have a quiet word in his ear, I'd be most appreciative.

Regards.

I feel sorry if ya not able to see the diff between roos and rabbits.

No bunny has a tail like that.

:):D :D Quite right Zpete. More proof of my challenged intellect. (and eyesight) Thanks for the sympathy by the way. :D

Regards.

The rotational speed of the Earth at the equator is about 1,038 miles per hour... :D

Stop the world I want to get off... :)

Mite have been posted.............. but.........

Swine flu puns almost as bad as the condition itself.SYMPTOMS:

- Look out for any unusual blemishes or rashers.

- Unusual behaviour: doing things you would normally find a complete boar.

- Bad temper: things start to easily rind you up.

- Overheating: Feeling that you are absolutely bacon hot.

- Chills: Feeling like you need to hog the duvet or curl up in front of a crackling fire.

- Developing a sty in either or both eyes.

- Urgent cravings: for a large glass of swine or stuffing yourself on apples.

- Wanting to fight: Shouting things like "Gammon have a go if you think you're hard enough".

If any of these symptoms show, then immediately call a hambulance, and go to the hogspital for treatment. Smokers please note it is a non-smoking facility, so you won't be able to have a snout. This could be a false alarm, in which case you can trotter off home, but if the symptoms return, you may need to go to your local farmacy for some oinkment

The rotational speed of the Earth at the equator is about 1,038 miles per hour... :D

Stop the world I want to get off... :)

Hang on a sec ....... the earth is round? :D

Why you say the Earth is round huh? :)

You one of those Al Gore people huh?

Say the earth is round WELL IT IS NOT!!!! You BUGGER!!!!!!!!

HUNGRY!

Why you looking so funny at me huh, snif?

You wanna fight or something?

Huh, huh,snif?

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The rotational speed of the Earth at the equator is about 1,038 miles per hour... :D

Stop the world I want to get off... :)

Hang on a sec ....... the earth is round? :D

Yes, and it does rotate on it's north south axis, so it does rotate far slower at the poles. Er, so I'm not sure what your getting at??? :D

The rotational speed of the Earth at the equator is about 1,038 miles per hour... :D

Stop the world I want to get off... :)

Hang on a sec ....... the earth is round? :D

Yes, and it does rotate on it's north south axis, so it does rotate far slower at the poles. Er, so I'm not sure what your getting at??? :D

So does this mean I can stop worrying about falling off the edge?

The rotational speed of the Earth at the equator is about 1,038 miles per hour... :D

Stop the world I want to get off... :)

Hang on a sec ....... the earth is round? :D

Yes, and it does rotate on it's north south axis, so it does rotate far slower at the poles. Er, so I'm not sure what your getting at??? :D

Gravitational force is caused by the rotation, so at the poles the earth must just suck.

No, the people at the poles have to hold on tight and wear velcro shoes...

The rotational speed of the Earth at the equator is about 1,038 miles per hour... :D

Stop the world I want to get off... :)

A certain Korean VIP tested out this theory, not but a few days ago.

We're still waiting on his report. :D

Regards.

No, the people at the poles have to hold on tight and wear velcro shoes...

People at the poles will just be doing "Pirouettes" standing still.

Those on the equator better hang on for dear life if gravity switches off.

No, the people at the poles have to hold on tight and wear velcro shoes...

People at the poles will just be doing "Pirouettes" standing still.

Those on the equator better hang on for dear life if gravity switches off.

Like "His Master's Voice"? Poor dog. A pole dancing dog. How degrading.

Of course if gravity switched off......nothing to hold electrons in place.....the whole universe would immediately disintegrate into a particle cloud. Now, that would be cool!......

Regards.

Why is the grass always greener on my side of the fence ?

There's a shit joke in there somewhere....But I couldn't possibly.

Regards.

Edit: i?

Why is the grass always greener on my side of the fence ?

Cos it is so long since ya cut it.

Hay making time, git ya mower going.!!!!!!!!!!!

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