I'm with Ping.

There should some form of reverse psychometric testing as well as a post count.

Any form of sanity, liking for fizzy beer, constant handstands, or claiming to be female and you,re out !!!!

Edit for time to dig trench, or small size nuclear bunker.

Maybe it should be like an exclusive club where members have to be nominated and voted in. The black ball system could be used, where any one member could block an applicant.

An even better idea would be to make it retrospective for anyone with less than 5,500 posts.

Edit: Make that 5,789 posts.

Steady on there boy. That's racist as well as being cruel to the afflicted.

If a " black ball " was required to join, very few of us WASPs would ever get in without extreme discomfort and potential long term health problems.

( PS: I know you're still upset about MJ........ Live with it )

It'slack of a black ball, which is probably even more painful, that is would be required to join.

Who's MJ?

It'slack of a black ball, which is probably even more painful, that is would be required to join.

Who's MJ?

Beat it, just beat it Oooooo

Well that would definitely turn it black.

Well that would definitely turn it black.

:D

Today's random find.

"Rider Don Wales smashed the previous 80.792mph lawnmower land speed record with an impressive 86.069mph on Saturday evening".

Looks like he had the blades too low as there's hardly a blade of grass left.

More here :-

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...eed-record.html

I'm with Ping.

There should some form of reverse psychometric testing as well as a post count.

Any form of sanity, liking for fizzy beer, constant handstands, or claiming to be female and you,re out !!!!

Edit for time to dig trench, or small size nuclear bunker.

I don't usually like beer, fizzy or flat, I can't do a handstand, and I don't claim to be female......and since they say that the insane don't know that they are insane, and I claim to be sane, it follows that I am probably insane......but I would miss the female contributions, so, even though I may qualify under those criteria, I reject them.

It'slack of a black ball, which is probably even more painful, that is would be required to join.

Who's MJ?

Since I'm half Fijian, and I think it is the bottom half (since I am such a good rugby wing ), I should have at least one black ball....or two half black ones.

It'slack of a black ball, which is probably even more painful, that is would be required to join.

Who's MJ?

Since I'm half Fijian, and I think it is the bottom half (since I am such a good rugby wing ), I should have at least one black ball....or two half black ones.

Curiosity, half fijian and half ockor.

What do ya drink, Kava with XXXX mix?

Maybe he drinks beer at the nakamal (or Kava at the rubbity)?

Dunno how any intelligent person could drink KAVA and say they "enjoyed" it.

Went to a kava ceremony, saw what appeared to be well used dish of washup water.

The cup was passed around, polite ppl said it was good.

Afraid I was not one, I said what I thought, it was horrible.

It may very well have been horrible. There is good kava and not so good kava, and there are good mixes and bad mixes.

It is an aquired tatste....I am quite fond of kava.

THE CUP IS COMING>>>>>> Dunno where to, but Mars bars wanna help

MARS BAR REPACKAGED

MARS bars are being repackaged to rally England fans for the World Cup.

Bosses hope it will inspire England to emulate Bobby Moore's 1966 World Cup win with England .

The chocolate bar will change later this month for the first time since it was made in 1920 and will revert after the tournament ends in July.

Andrea Taylor, of Mars, said: "As the nation's favourite chocolate bar, Mars is in an ideal position to fuel positivity for the World Cup."

The range will also be sold in Scotland , Wales and Ireland even though they failed to make the finals.

England Football Supporters Federation boss Malcolm Clarke said:

Rivals Nestle will also put images of England's 1966 victory on Kit Kats and Yorkies.

<FONT size=2>Experts expect similar stunts from hundreds of other companies. Marketing magazine Brand Republic said:

The TARTAN ARMY's reply........

THE CUP IS COMING>>>>>> Dunno where to, but Mars bars wanna help

MARS BAR REPACKAGED

MARS bars are being repackaged to rally England fans for the World Cup.

Bosses hope it will inspire England to emulate Bobby Moore's 1966 World Cup win with England .

The chocolate bar will change later this month for the first time since it was made in 1920 and will revert after the tournament ends in July.

Andrea Taylor, of Mars, said: "As the nation's favourite chocolate bar, Mars is in an ideal position to fuel positivity for the World Cup."

The range will also be sold in Scotland , Wales and Ireland even though they failed to make the finals.

England Football Supporters Federation boss Malcolm Clarke said:

Rivals Nestle will also put images of England's 1966 victory on Kit Kats and Yorkies.

<FONT size=2>Experts expect similar stunts from hundreds of other companies. Marketing magazine Brand Republic said:

The TARTAN ARMY's reply........

this from a bunch of sweaty socks that havent even qualified for the world cup finals.

a typical response from a nation of lardy arsed deep fried mars bar eaters.

btw lads cant wait for the rugby world cup next year!

all blacks to choke yet again, and on home soil

THE CUP IS COMING>>>>>> Dunno where to, but Mars bars wanna help

MARS BAR REPACKAGED

MARS bars are being repackaged to rally England fans for the World Cup.

Bosses hope it will inspire England to emulate Bobby Moore's 1966 World Cup win with England .

The chocolate bar will change later this month for the first time since it was made in 1920 and will revert after the tournament ends in July.

Andrea Taylor, of Mars, said: "As the nation's favourite chocolate bar, Mars is in an ideal position to fuel positivity for the World Cup."

The range will also be sold in Scotland , Wales and Ireland even though they failed to make the finals.

England Football Supporters Federation boss Malcolm Clarke said:

Rivals Nestle will also put images of England's 1966 victory on Kit Kats and Yorkies.

<FONT size=2>Experts expect similar stunts from hundreds of other companies. Marketing magazine Brand Republic said:

The TARTAN ARMY's reply........

this from a bunch of sweaty socks that havent even qualified for the world cup finals.

a typical response from a nation of lardy arsed deep fried mars bar eaters.

btw lads cant wait for the rugby world cup next year!

all blacks to choke yet again, and on home soil

If they do, the whole shebang better get on next plane to Outer Mongolia.

Wouldn't surprise me, but.......

C'MON THE ALL BLACKS

<!--quoteo(post=3629347:date=2010-05-21 20:51:00:name=Ping)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ping @ 2010-05-21 20:51:00) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3629347"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->This thread is marching on to its 5,000th post. So here's my random thought - as suggested in a different thread. Let's revisit the idea of upping the ante for entry to Bedlam from 500 to 1,000 or perhaps 1,500 posts. And let the following qualifications apply:

1. No cat owners (too much pussy talk).

2. No suspected sheep sh*ggers (sorry - but that rules all Kiwis out)

3. No persons possessing superfluous extremities (there go the Tasmanians)

4. No smiley haters (too much pussy talk).

Okay, okay - I've been a bit rough with some of these requirements. Omit the first three.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Pot calling kettle black, eh Ping.

Ockors like a bit of rustic too.

It's all about dots now.

Looking for the good ass female thread, I naturally visited the " Bikes in Thailand" forum.....Very disappointed

Looking for the good ass female thread, I naturally visited the " Bikes in Thailand" forum.....Very disappointed

What werer the tires flat?....

Maybe the locals were out riding them all......

Most probably parked in bars.....

I broke my favorite coffee cup today.

My condolences in your time of loss.

I felt the same way when the dog chewed up the TV remote control.

He probably did that in anguish about breaking his mug...............

My dog doesn't drink coffee...

My dog doesn't drink coffee...

My old dog loved his coffee,

R.I.P. Herbie, 1982 - 1999.

What did you do with his mug? T_Dog's looking for a new one.

Shame on you Cowboy. A man's dead dog's mug is a very personal thing

My condolences in your time of loss.

I felt the same way when the dog chewed up the TV remote control.

Yeah, I went through the four stages of grieving pretty quickly! The denial phase was right there though......"Aw Crap, it can't be cracked..."

The fifth stage of mourning is called " lunch time ".

6. Tongue with Taste Bud

This colour-enhanced image depicts a taste bud on the tongue.

The human tongue has about 10,000 taste buds that are involved with detecting salty, sour, bitter, sweet and savory taste perceptions.

Thai people have very few -- most killed by eating spicy food.