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6. Tongue with Taste Bud

This colour-enhanced image depicts a taste bud on the tongue.

The human tongue has about 10,000 taste buds that are involved with detecting salty, sour, bitter, sweet and savory taste perceptions.

Thai people have very few -- most killed by eating spicy food.

Here's a photo of a tongue actually smoking from spicy food.

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What a sh^&*t day ............

Found out my knee is completely shot and then off to the vets to have my dog put down who's been with us for fourteen years. My son thinks he's "lost" ( he's autistic and does't understand ) and the daughter thinks I've murdered him !!!

Poor dog was deaf, blind and about to lose all his teeth caused by an overall skin complaint that made him stink to a level the management of our block were threatening to boot us out. To cap it all I can't drink .............!!!!!sad.gif

Why didn't you bring your dog to a butcher and let him cut it into pieces?

It's really tasty you know, dogmeat that is........

:)

Isn't that a coincidence ?

When I saw my poor blind, dead, smelling dog, I thought of you Alex.................Small world.

Please explain, you poor example of human.

:)

and then off to the vets to have my dog put down who's been with us for fourteen years.

Yes a bad day s', hope things get better in the near future

Why didn't you bring your dog to a butcher and let him cut it into pieces?

It's really tasty you know, dogmeat that is........

:)

What a nasty comment.

Why didn't you bring your dog to a butcher and let him cut it into pieces?

It's really tasty you know, dogmeat that is........

:)

What a nasty comment.

Any butcher will sell you, "dog bones'.

What's the problem?

:cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

Why didn't you bring your dog to a butcher and let him cut it into pieces?

It's really tasty you know, dogmeat that is........

:)

What a nasty comment.

Any butcher will sell you, "dog bones'.

What's the problem?

:cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

Why press the matter?

A member of the family dies and people find it a laughing matter?

What a sh^&*t day ............

Found out my knee is completely shot and then off to the vets to have my dog put down who's been with us for fourteen years. My son thinks he's "lost" ( he's autistic and does't understand ) and the daughter thinks I've murdered him !!!

Poor dog was deaf, blind and about to lose all his teeth caused by an overall skin complaint that made him stink to a level the management of our block were threatening to boot us out. To cap it all I can't drink .............!!!!!sad.gif

Bad day, I'm sorry. But why can't you drink? I haven't drank since 1992 m/l but still I found today drink worthy (is that one word or two?). If its a medical problem please disregard my already poor advice.

you poor example of human.

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Scrawl that on your forehead backwards Alex, then look for a mirror.

What a sh^&*t day ............

Found out my knee is completely shot and then off to the vets to have my dog put down who's been with us for fourteen years. My son thinks he's "lost" ( he's autistic and does't understand ) and the daughter thinks I've murdered him !!!

Poor dog was deaf, blind and about to lose all his teeth caused by an overall skin complaint that made him stink to a level the management of our block were threatening to boot us out. To cap it all I can't drink .............!!!!!sad.gif

Bad day, I'm sorry. But why can't you drink? I haven't drank since 1992 m/l but still I found today drink worthy (is that one word or two?). If its a medical problem please disregard my already poor advice.

Tablets for the knackered leg, but real reason too dam_n fat for a bust knee. Love beer, but need the leg for a bit longer.sad.gif

What a sh^&*t day ............

Found out my knee is completely shot and then off to the vets to have my dog put down who's been with us for fourteen years. My son thinks he's "lost" ( he's autistic and does't understand ) and the daughter thinks I've murdered him !!!

Poor dog was deaf, blind and about to lose all his teeth caused by an overall skin complaint that made him stink to a level the management of our block were threatening to boot us out. To cap it all I can't drink .............!!!!!sad.gif

I hope the daughter forgave you.....you may need her to push a wheelchair.

It was a bad day for everyone wasn't it.

What a sh^&*t day ............

Found out my knee is completely shot and then off to the vets to have my dog put down who's been with us for fourteen years. My son thinks he's "lost" ( he's autistic and does't understand ) and the daughter thinks I've murdered him !!!

Poor dog was deaf, blind and about to lose all his teeth caused by an overall skin complaint that made him stink to a level the management of our block were threatening to boot us out. To cap it all I can't drink .............!!!!!sad.gif

Bad day, I'm sorry. But why can't you drink? I haven't drank since 1992 m/l but still I found today drink worthy (is that one word or two?). If its a medical problem please disregard my already poor advice.

Tablets for the knackered leg, but real reason too dam_n fat for a bust knee. Love beer, but need the leg for a bit longer.sad.gif

Very few have loved beer more than me. I could hardly walk with arthritis in both ankles, gave up beer and dropped 45 kg.

Worth every drink I've missed.

My sincere apologies to you Suiging.

My comment was stupid.

:jap:

(Alex goes back to the corner wearing a hat that says: I am stupid).

Sorry....

My sincere apologies to you Suiging.

My comment was stupid.

:jap:

(Alex goes back to the corner wearing a hat that says: I am stupid).

Sorry....

No problems and thank you.

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It would seem that for a rather shy relatively quiet person, i can be quite scary...

I was out with a group of female friends. We went into a club. One of the ladies is a little bit older. A young backpacker-type couple were acting like a-holes around her. After a few times of them acting retarded i went up to them and had a "quiet word". They look petrified and left. Maybe its the fact that i had to be a bit louder with the music being on..so my Scottish accent came through more. ...Maybe they had just been watching trainspotting.. No idea. ..but lol anyway. Hopefully it taught them some manners. Fingers crossed!

That is the problem with having a dog... You know the moment that you get the pup that there will come a time when you have to bury it. We always had hunting dogs: pointers, hounds and Labradors. Their life expectancy is about 12 to 14 years at best. And, dogs DO have a way of grabbing your heart and not letting go. I was raised with dogs and had many myself until my traveling life style changed that. Some of my fondest memories were going pheasant hunting with my father. It was one of the few things that we did together.

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Benny thought she was "people", and not a dog.

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Just to lighten the load..........

A Pheasant is a fine compliment to make to a young lady when you first meet.

" Hello my dear you remind me of a Pheasant "

" Kind Sir, what on earth do you mean ( eyelashes fluttering )"

" Well M'am, you are a well hung game bird "

Run for coat............................................

Try repeating this out loud (several times):

"Im not a pheasant plucker,

Im a pheasant pluckers son,

I'll keep on plucking pheasants,

Till the pheasant pluckings done".

This will be my.........

4,000th, post

................., since they took away all the earlier ones.

My real tally today will be......

7412 (6.48 per day)

Try repeating this out loud (several times):

"Im not a pheasant plucker,

Im a pheasant pluckers son,

I'll keep on plucking pheasants,

Till the pheasant pluckings done".

Or

I'm not a pheasant plucker

I'm a pheasant pluckers mate

and I'm only plucking pheasants

cause the pheasant pluckers late

Try

The sixth sheiks sixth sheep's sick.

Try it later after beer...................... See the difference ?

Ian, do you have permission to post these pics? The girl in the bottom pic looks like she wasnt expecting someone to be taking her pic at all.

Ian, do you have permission to post these pics? The girl in the bottom pic looks like she wasnt expecting someone to be taking her pic at all.

She's a Swedish friend of mine, eek. We spent some time hiking and traveling together, and we still e-mail each other...

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She has a boyfriend. And, like I said before, I won't post a compromising photo of anyone that isn't complimentary.

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