Aren't "greenies" things that you cough up when you have the flu, or those pesky unwashed almost humans that live in the tops of old growth forest trees and play gremlin with heavy machinery ?

Cunning, Sibey...you get two greenies for one post

I have a tissue full of greenies. PM your addresses and I'll be happy to share.

"Reddie" for suiging for simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Reddie" for suiging for simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

But I had a ticket !!!!!

Ah, but it's all a question of balance.

Fair enough. One for you one for me..................

( edited to add Hanky looks like I had a nose bleed now )

Please stop throwing greenies at me.......

Please stop throwing greenies at me.......

Hmmmmmm.... my home town. ...

Northern Club Building, Princes Street, Auckland.

I recall it when there was barely any ivy.

It looks great.

Ive seen street dancers around the world but this character takes the cake...........

Ive seen street dancers around the world but this character takes the cake...........

I wasn't drunk. I just wasn't feeling well. Who gave you my vid anyway !!!

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"To grasp entropy fully, it is also necessary to understand concepts such as thermal-uniformities, lattice distances and stoichiometic relationships"..........

A quote by Bill Bryson that had me smiling and scratching my head yesterday !!!

Why do i have four black balls under my gross member?

You've outgrown your Y-fronts.

Ive seen street dancers around the world but this character takes the cake...........

I wasn't drunk. I just wasn't feeling well. Who gave you my vid anyway !!!

I am worried, I watched that till the end........<deleted>

Save me. help.....

Ive seen street dancers around the world but this character takes the cake...........

I wasn't drunk. I just wasn't feeling well. Who gave you my vid anyway !!!

I am worried, I watched that till the end........<deleted>

Save me. help.....

On a serious note:

This actually has nothing to do with drink.

It is in fact a video taken of our beloved leader George, displaying overwhelming happiness after being informed he'd secured the Asian Dating Agency as a sponsor for Thai Visa.

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A Japanese man has broken the world record for calculating the value of Pi, reaching 5 trillion digits on a computer he built himself.

Please excuse me for not including the 5 trillion digits..............

http://www.telegraph...e-computer.html

Edited to correct the mistake that teletiger so kindly pointed out

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A Japanese man has broken the world record for calculating the value of Pi, reaching 5 trillion digits on a computer he built himself.

Please excuse me for not including the 5 million digits..............

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973234/Japanese-man-calculates-Pi-to-5-trillion-digits-on-homemade-computer.html

Quite right. You'd have been 4,999,995,000,000 short.

Regards.

Edit: Found myself boxed in.

The times, how they have changed.

The Hays Code (1930-1968) stated that 2 people kissing in

American films could not be horizontal; at least one had

to be sitting or standing.

All on-screen married couples

slept in twin beds... and if kissing on one of the beds

occurred, at least one of the spouses had to have a foot

on the floor.

Doesn't say nuffin about hands.......hehehe

Or dry bonking.......LOL

"Hold on Tight"

Mike Edwards 62, a former member of the band, electric Light Orchestra has been killed by a giant hay bale which rolled out of a field and landed on his car.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7982808/Former-member-of-ELO-killed-by-hay-bale-while-driving.html

At least he was killed organically. RIP

It's official. The Isle of Wight is now located in the Irish Sea according to AP. Continental drift and all that.

EU Directive No. 456179

The British Penny

In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European Currency.

All citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware,

that the phrase "Spending a Penny" is not to be used after January 1st 2011.

From that date the correct terminology will be . . .

EURONATING

I have often wondered why the Europeans named their currency after an Australian animal.

A Euro or Common Wallaroo.

Macropus robustus erubescens,

Even more strange, from hanging round public toilets in Hanoi ( funny tummy honest ), why on earth with their peckers did the Viets call their currency the " Dong " ?

This guy rules........he he

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Ive seen street dancers around the world but this character takes the cake...........

I wasn't drunk. I just wasn't feeling well. Who gave you my vid anyway !!!

Just seen this. At least he's smiling. And looking a little like Wayne Rooney? That's not drink that's something else.

For all those yearning for a cruising holiday.

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Oh, Dahling that would be wonderful to go on a skating cruise. I know you always wanted to learn to skate.