Mercury 'turns' wetland birds such as ibises homosexual

Fresh from the Beeb today.............. I thought he was dead.

^So men are from Mars, Women from Venus and gays from Mercury?

In the USA security reigns supreme....... NO ALIENS can get in here.

Actually, seems they have taken a leaf from Thailand.

Department of Homeland "Security"

What's happened to Bedlam since I've been away - so quiet these days. Someone turn the light back on...

What's happened to Bedlam since I've been away - so quiet these days. Someone turn the light back on...

Agreed, Ping.

The lam part is gone.

Everyone in the Bed bit.

Zzzzzzzzzzs, disease is catching.

My take on the whole thing is that there have been so many crazy posts in the "sane" threads recently that people haven't been needing bedlam for their daily infusion of madness.

I demand the right to be insane here !!!!!!

yadda yadda yadda

wibble

Why I Was Fired

For the Annual Christmas Picnic, management had decided that because of liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one drink per person...

I was fired for ordering the cups.

I think you have mis-interprted "you're out you mug"

Why I Was Fired

For the Annual Christmas Picnic, management had decided that because of liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one drink per person...

I was fired for ordering the cups.

Yes they should have been glass

Avalanche in Edinburgh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfGetBuqL3A

Woh...

Talking of Edinburgh. Please be aware peeps, that its pronounced Ed-in-bruh or even Ed-in-bur-uh...but not..Ed-in-burG.

Seems technology is outsmarting itself...........

Electronic pick-pocketing alarmingly easy

DENVER -- You can now have your credit cards stolen without anyone laying a hand on your purse or wallet.

It’s called Electronic pick-pocketing and it makes theft look easy.

Blame it on new technology being used in credit and debit cards; radio frequency identification technology or RFID.

It’s supposed to make purchases faster and easier. You just have to wave the card, and you’ve paid.

But technology is also making it easier for thieves to rip you off.

Read more of it here.......

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-electronic-pickpocketing-alarm-120910,0,383054.story

Dun want one of those.

What is it with me and things electronic? My TV just died - and it was only about 2 years old (maybe extended guarantees are worth the money after all?). I rang a service bloke and he explained (after considerable prodding) that the likely repair cost could be $300 up. I thanked him for his advice and informed him that I would not be requiring his services - I'll get a new one. Bah, humbug.

What is it with me and things electronic? My TV just died - and it was only about 2 years old (maybe extended guarantees are worth the money after all?). I rang a service bloke and he explained (after considerable prodding) that the likely repair cost could be $300 up. I thanked him for his advice and informed him that I would not be requiring his services - I'll get a new one. Bah, humbug.

Go with samsung, bah humbug have never had a decent picture..................

Sam sung blue..........

Well, I was wrong. I found the receipt and the telly was 3 years and 1 week old when it started to play up and then gradually cark it. So had I have had the usual 3 year extended warranty, I would have missed out by a matter of days. (I don't feel quite so bad now.) Reminds me of a former gf who had a Ford Falcon (Granada in the UK?) with auto transmission. The transmission failed one week out of warranty. Ford was very accommodating in offering to replace the transmission; at full retail price of c$3,500, of course...

What is it with me and things electronic? My TV just died - and it was only about 2 years old (maybe extended guarantees are worth the money after all?). I rang a service bloke and he explained (after considerable prodding) that the likely repair cost could be $300 up. I thanked him for his advice and informed him that I would not be requiring his services - I'll get a new one. Bah, humbug.

Go with samsung, bah humbug have never had a decent picture..................

There was always too much snow.

Ho Ho Ho.................Too much snow, now dats funny.

Air New Zealand is removing a billboard advertisement in Nelson with the slogan ''Fares lower than your grandma's boobs'' after complaints that it was tacky, ageist and disrespectful to women.

I agree with them. I went to Nelson once and found it to be tacky, ageist and disrespectful to women. They should put their nice poster up somewhere else.

Air New Zealand is removing a billboard advertisement in Nelson with the slogan ''Fares lower than your grandma's boobs'' after complaints that it was tacky, ageist and disrespectful to women.

Had a girlfriend from Nelson 40 years ago....hard to think of her like that....ruined my dreams./

NZ gone PC crazy.

Ya get told off for having a nativity scene.

Auckland City banned them.

Mite upset those blotty muslims.

Assssssss to the muslims, I say.

Getting too precious here now-a-days.

Xmas last year in Bangers was far better than Auckland has been this year.

PZZZZZZZS me orf no end.

Tell 'em to pi*s off. Put one outside the front of yer house and if they get stroppy, tell 'em it's not a nativity scene, it's a three dimensional advertising for the bed and breakfast joint you are running. That bloke and woman in the center of the scene checked in earlier and did a nasty, giving birth in your hostelry, when they'd only paid for two. But you wanted to keep your ad realistic so made it all inclusive. Them three wise geezers out front are actually middle eastern fellas checking to see if you have a room available for the night. They saw the ass (donkey you idiot!!!) parked out front and it reminded them of 'ome. And if asked about all those other farm animals, tell 'em they should know better than to ask that, bein' as it is New Zealand and you have to cater to all tastes otherwise you may get done for bein' none PC. Now eff off.

NZ gone PC crazy.

Ya get told off for having a nativity scene.

Auckland City banned them.

Mite upset those blotty muslims.

Assssssss to the muslims, I say.

Getting too precious here now-a-days.

Xmas last year in Bangers was far better than Auckland has been this year.

PZZZZZZZS me orf no end.

The Thais don't have any problem playing Christmas carols in the shops here to stimulate Farang spending.

Not a peep of complaint out of the Buddhists either.

I'll fix them Muslims, I won't fast for Ramadan next year.

NZ gone PC crazy.

Ya get told off for having a nativity scene.

Auckland City banned them.

Mite upset those blotty muslims.

Assssssss to the muslims, I say.

Getting too precious here now-a-days.

Xmas last year in Bangers was far better than Auckland has been this year.

PZZZZZZZS me orf no end.

The Thais don't have any problem playing Christmas carols in the shops here to stimulate Farang spending.

Not a peep of complaint out of the Buddhists either.

I'll fix them Muslims, I won't fast for Ramadan next year.

Maybe a hunger strike would be more popular scud.