I just took my clothes off the line because it is starting to rain. My dinner is cold.

i like to masticate.

Lawn mowers cut the grass.

i like to masticate.

Slowly.

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CC. I randomly posted this one just for you.

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.

It was like throwing a sausage up the high street...

Lawn mowers cut the grass.

nonono.....HE used to cut the grass...he was a very nice boy

"If the sun were the size of a football".......lot of wishful thinking there....not bloody likely to happen in your lifetime mate so why not just give up on it and take your meds like a good boy.

It's not living if you don't love it!

mrbj owns a pink shirt.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Murdock: I wish I could just jump in the water and live like a fish.

B.A. Baracus: Shut up fool, you ain't no fish!

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one in a million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you. -- A. Whitney Brown

we want ...a shrubbery!

..one that looks nice.

....and not too expensive.

If the sun were the size of a football (soccer) the Earth would be the size of a pea and be 90 yards (approx metres) away.

It'd be f'kin cold and f'kin crowded....

Tom Jones has an interesting voice!

If you place two grains of rice on the first square of a chessboard, four on the second, eight on the third and so on there will not be enough rice in the world to reach the 64th square. Should I take up rice farming to try and make up the shortfall?

Pandom this is a roast.

How long is a piece of string?

I am really bored

Don't unfurl sails, before the anchor is secured.

I'm right brain dominant!

If the sun were the size of a football (soccer) the Earth would be the size of a pea and be 90 yards (approx metres) away.

It'd be f'kin cold and f'kin crowded....

Anyway, has anyone ever seen a match burn twice?

The toecake is particularly strawberry tonight.

Ooh.. i want toecake!

um..i think i want toecake.

....Well actually on second thoughts im not sure if i want toecake after all.

No toe cake here thanx.

Your lives are in danger.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

Rub your tummy.

DO IT!

..If you like you can progress to head pat + tummy rub (at same time)