Five Word International Story

[Zpete]

un régal anglais vraiment bon..........

[mrbojangles]

mai khao jai khun Zpete

[tijnebijn]

its just a french culinaire

[lazeeboy]

all frogs legs and garlic

[Zpete]

real gourmet food, maori hangi.........

[tijnebijn]

sheep sheep whale and sheep

[Ping]

I've never been to a (D_amn! I've run out of words)

[Zpete]

actually, pork, puha and pakeha..

[tijnebijn]

sure will be delicious although

[Zpete]

has to, six hours cooking

[Zpete]

has to, six hours cooking

now, going to bed...........alone

[wileycoyote]

with a knob of butter

[mrbojangles]

and a slice of Stilton

[wileycoyote]

pickle and port wine please

[mrbojangles]

with a bunch of Grapes

[wileycoyote]

Carr's Table water biscuits,please

[JetsetBkk]

Carr's Table water biscuits,please

I prefer Jacob's Cream Crackers.

[chiliwasabi]

said the naked bus driver

[Zpete]

wilst urinating on front wheel........

[crowbait]

In lieu of adaquate lubrication

[chiliwasabi]

which was required to remove

[Zpete]

Skwished cockroaches , other tasty morsels.......

[crowbait]

which were terminally attached stickily

[Zpete]

but prised off and BBQd

[crowbait]

and served with crisp Chardonnay

[Zpete]

made from Thailand's best mangostees

[crowbait]

with the bottom turned up

[luckyluke]

in order to avoid the...

[chiliwasabi]

inevitable prying eyes of wandering

[lazeeboy]

eyes and hands left him