not sure what happened there

said the husband to his............

not sure what happened there

said the husband to his............

Chavy, ya shudda Delhi-ted indian

Chavy, ya shudda Delhi-ted indian

..cooking but the curry was...............

hot and Delhited his gutz

..so much, that the toilet.......

was engaged then took off

leaving a long brown contrail

like a Slug leaves a...........

sticky slimey shiney trail, where........

hidden in the uphostery were

a fifty pound note and...........

a very large dead hedgehog

rolled up in a ball........

bigger than a ball of

snow that has rolled down............

a sun scorched desert dune

killed by Dinsdale Pirhana ruthlessly

stabbed, slashed, burned and poisoned

pelvis screwed to the wall

in a knee-tremblingly violent passion

much like his love making

according to the local vicar

a life is often spent

looking for a Seven Eleven

in search of booze and

plastic bags and several straws

especially in times like these

with the kids and their

sociable drinking habits undermining our

moral fibre of national wellbeing