Five Word International Story

[chavy]

it rained so everywhere's closed

[Zpete]

there's no place like bed

[bergen]

with a few sexy companions

[Zpete]

happily doing horizontal sexual aerobics

[DNPBC0]

when, suddenly, a giant Ukrainian .....

[wileycoyote]

called Igor the Kiev Killer

[DNPBC0]

and his mate, Igor Chopunutzov,

[crowbait]

hurled themselves through the window

[bergen]

and landed like a Mig21

[chavy]

on an aircraft carrier speeding

[lazeeboy]

can cause damage to the

[Zpete]

naval wharf when it strikes

[wileycoyote]

send in the Navy Seals

[chickenslegs]

and throw them some fish

[Bunnycoat]

fingers with tomato sauce and

[gampaan]

a bit of dried squid

[chavy]

don't foget the spicy sauce

[lazeeboy]

cos its tasteless without it

[wileycoyote]

I'll have to believe you

[Zpete]

because tastless seafood is abominable...

[lazeeboy]

especially if its from thailand

[tijnebijn]

where they use slave labourers

[pampal]

in the swamps and sewers

[wileycoyote]

strong wellies and marigolds required

[luckyluke]

not plain as day for...

[lazeeboy]

for the person being conned

[Zpete]

into buying smelly old fish.....

[luckyluke]

from the seven-day A.F.M.

[lazeeboy]

to the eight day war

[pampal]

in the Siberian high lands