it rained so everywhere's closed

there's no place like bed

with a few sexy companions

happily doing horizontal sexual aerobics

when, suddenly, a giant Ukrainian .....

called Igor the Kiev Killer

and his mate, Igor Chopunutzov,

hurled themselves through the window

and landed like a Mig21

on an aircraft carrier speeding

can cause damage to the

naval wharf when it strikes

send in the Navy Seals

and throw them some fish

fingers with tomato sauce and

a bit of dried squid

don't foget the spicy sauce

cos its tasteless without it

I'll have to believe you

because tastless seafood is abominable...

especially if its from thailand

where they use slave labourers

in the swamps and sewers

strong wellies and marigolds required

not plain as day for...

for the person being conned

into buying smelly old fish.....

from the seven-day A.F.M.

to the eight day war

in the Siberian high lands