the yeti lives under the

vast Tundra seen in the

in the back end of

my aunt Nellies backyard recently

found the remains of osama

bin Laden's pet dog, decaying...

slowly after it had been

barbecued twice and left dangling

in mid air because nobody

liked dried flyblown canine salami

looks off but tastes fantastic

sloshed down with Cambodian wine

follow by authentic malaysian cheeses

and authentic Thai Scottish Haggis

washed down with scotch eggs

, irish stew and welsh rarebit...

covered in beans sounds nice

for expatriates with poor taste...

let them live in pataya

and marry trannys in pattaya

or just leave in gutter

so, where are we now?

Sitting back watching DNPBC0 in........

all his glory singing karaoke

and sipping Chang all night

splitting headache in the morning....

when you drink cheap beer

and find naughty bar girls

to come clean and work

on my disabled pickup truck