Five Word International Story

[wileycoyote]

and lover of deep fried

[ChiefMonkey]

beetles, grubs, locusts & finger-nails

[Ping]

and all made of wood.

[luckyluke]

knock on wood says Parker...

[Ping]

Penn to his brother Sean

[cashill]

Brush who painted the fake

[Ping]

Fallen Madonna with the Big

[ChiefMonkey]

pair of knockers called Heathcliff

[Zpete]

, Riffraff played with.....

[Ping]

(I don't know who the cartoon character is, Pete, or whether it is supposed to represent the missing two words, so I'll carry on from the previous post.)

'pair of knockers called Heathcliff'

>

which René hid in the

[ChiefMonkey]

cupboard behind the German helmet

[Ping]

and beside the sausage with

[thesunset75]

banana split and slad dressing

[luckyluke]

a delicacy for most Dutch...

[wileycoyote]

cheese experts who had kinky

[Zpete]

(I don't know who the cartoon character is, Pete, or whether it is supposed to represent the missing two words, so I'll carry on from the previous post.)

'pair of knockers called Heathcliff'

>

which René hid in the

Ping, shame on you, RiffRaff is Heathcliffs best mate.

on with the story....

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red balls covered in wax....

[ChiefMonkey]

eyes, ears and ass holes

[Seapok]

Taste better with some ketchup

[luckyluke]

must be Heinz tomato ketchup...

[wileycoyote]

undiluted with milk or water

[Ping]

(I don't know who the cartoon character is, Pete, or whether it is supposed to represent the missing two words, so I'll carry on from the previous post.)

'pair of knockers called Heathcliff'

>

which René hid in the

Ping, shame on you, RiffRaff is Heathcliffs best mate.

on with the story....

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red balls covered in wax....

Who's Heathcliff?

.....................................

hidden by the British airmen

[thithi]

in the alien's pinky UFO

[Ping]

a secret luftwaffe aircraft with

[thithi]

Motomoto the hippo in Madagascar

[Ping]

posting meaningless words on the

[Seapok]

Thread for sad old losers

[cashill]

thinking of good old days

[luckyluke]

at the Leeds City Varieties...

[ChiefMonkey]

wishing you were in Thailand

[thesunset75]

sorry i have no plan

( to go back to Thailand, hahahahah)