Is The Premier League Table Boring?

[Sunderland]

Yes, we're all bored of seeing the same names dominate at the top of the Premier League. With that in mind, there is a growing feeling that the Premier League needs to invoke rule 173.2 which states that teams may be forced to rename their team in an anagrammatical fashion as long as the words make sense. Such a dramatic ruling would leave the current standings looking something like this:

Premier League table as of Saturday 15 December 12:30 GMT.

1 Cruel Banal Footballs

2 Stained Hen Rectum

3 Callous Fat Leech Blob

4 Pelvic Floor

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5 Rum Hotpots

6 I’m Shy Can’t Erect

7 Lovelorn Fat Cute Blob

8 Vital Loans

10 With nud_e Mates

11 Wet Dense Lunatic

12 Grind Cafe

13 To The Posh Tantrum

14 Now Nerd Bloaters

15 I'm Marching By It

16 His Odd Grumble

17 Calm Huff

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18 Nun Ladders

19 A Genital Witch

20 Dunce By Tory

Mr. Toad's favoured 'Tiny Rude Quota' would be a welcome addition to the league.

[mrbojangles]

<deleted>, have i stumbled into a new forum

[mrtoad]

Sunderland, I've told you before that you have got to keep taking the medication every day.

[WeeGB]

In the immortal words of The Thin Blue Line's Inspector Fowler "and for those of us who speak English?"

Understandably, watching Sunderland can lead to severe depression and into the temptations of illegal substances, kick that habit friend, you know it makes sense.

The only part I could understand was Nun Ladders, which can be changed into Sunderland, and they're STILL in the bottom three! No change there then.

[chavy]

How much time did that table take to compile???

Toady mate....you should get him out that condo more often

[Sunderland]

The Nun Ladders are on the up and up despite still being stuck in the bottom three while Dunce By Tory and Calm Huff appear to be moodily moving towards the trap door. Wet Dense Lunatic is on the verge of being dragged kicking and screaming into a relegation battle. Interestingly Pelvic Floor seem to be on the slide too, while Stained Hen Rectum holds its own at the top ... or the bottom?!?!?

[ThaiPauly]

I'm a bit concerned about the way things are going at the Grind Cafe at the moment.

Our next two games against Cruel Banal Footballs and Callous Fat Leach Blob could easily see us down there scrapping with Calm Huff and Nun Ladders depending on how their results go...oh no!!!!.

HOWEVER...last year we got a home draw with CBF so anything is possible

PS ...I think this is fun and that all teams should now be reffered to by their new names.

I think Grind Cafe is very appropriate for us as its where we have to grind out results to stay alive