Last night...being sunday night...I had 3 plates of that dried beef dish, delicious, over about 4 hours.

Now that stuff I have heard, expands once in the gullet and then can block the large colon.

I have not done a pooh pooh today.

So, I would like to start a guessing game....how long till the blockage dislodges...for sake of simplicity, lets use hours and 15 minute incriments for the guessing period.....so say 15 hours and 30 min or 25 hours 15 min or 27 hours and 45 min etc etc.

The closest guesser to the actual launch time gets a prize.

To get the clog rolling, at 1am tonight it will be 24 hours since the last piece of meat slipped past my delectable lips and still no urge to purge.

Winner gets a framed photo of the dislodged projectile laying peacefully in the bottom of the bowl before flush.

Hey Squiggle,

A comment like this is a random post.

It does not deserve its own thread unless you have a serious constipation problem, where posting in the medical forum might get you an answer to your blocked plumbing.

Are you having a Poop at his clogged gullet?

It's not blocked, it's just biding its time.

So...times please gents.....mine is 42 hours 15 min.....and I promise not to squirt the bum gun up there to get the process moving at 41 hours 55 min or so.....not that I would not like another nice picture of my pooh, but I have enough.

Are you having a Poop at his clogged gullet?

Up to him if he stuffs himself on un-cured meat product & cloggs his gullet.

How many shit threads have you started? Although I may comment on it, I certainly don't go to great lenghts to count it.

Mi point being - ohwww forget it.

Lets just have a thread on shit. Colour, texture, frequency, smell & general performance on dumping etiquette.

biding

Don't you mean BINDING

Lets just have a thread on sh*t.

No, Lets Not.

Moss

Maybe we could have a thread on which shit is safer, Thai or farang ?

Or, is it safer to shit on a Thai or Farang toilet ??

Or, Which stinks worse, Toxin or his shit ?

Or, "Kayo's a good shit in the long run....................but who likes a long, runny shit ?"

It's about time we had some serious issues to discuss here. Mr Squiggle I commend you on your dried beef induced ponderings.

Perhaps Mr Whippy would be a more apt username.

Maybe we could have a thread on which shit is safer, Thai or farang ?

Or, is it safer to shit on a Thai or Farang toilet ??

Or, Which stinks worse, Toxin or his shit ?

Or, "Kayo's a good shit in the long run....................but who likes a long, runny shit ?"

You do pop in at the most random of times don't ya, Kabul-kid?

Last night...being sunday night...I had 3 plates of that dried beef dish, delicious, over about 4 hours.

Now that stuff I have heard, expands once in the gullet and then can block the large colon.

I have not done a pooh pooh today.

So, I would like to start a guessing game....how long till the blockage dislodges...for sake of simplicity, lets use hours and 15 minute incriments for the guessing period.....so say 15 hours and 30 min or 25 hours 15 min or 27 hours and 45 min etc etc.

The closest guesser to the actual launch time gets a prize.

To get the clog rolling, at 1am tonight it will be 24 hours since the last piece of meat slipped past my delectable lips and still no urge to purge.

Winner gets a framed photo of the dislodged projectile laying peacefully in the bottom of the bowl before flush.

You know, other than being a Aussie, your alright

If we join in this very serious debate, how will we know if Mr Squiggle is telling the truth when the old turtle sticks his head out ?

Some form of live web cam broadcast is needed.

Proof will be in the poodin....I shall take a photo of the culprit and the boys over in the Photography lounge can whiz their wizzardry and see what time the pic was taken....

Update...it is now circa 33 hours and 15min and no passing of the baton.....still the urge to purge has not awoken the sleeping giant.

I am looking forward to this one....3 of the best natural feelings....a sneeze, slowly plucking hairs from the deep recesses of your nostril and letting a well brewed brownie come out of its own accord....however long it takes.

totster

totster

First sensible comment I've seen in this thread . . . . what place does that have in Bedlam?!

JxP

Proud to announce the arrival at 34 hours and 30 minutes of a fine specimen I have named 'Sir Loin'

The natural birth took a snippet over 15 minutes.

Do you realise the self control, the strength, will power to counter the natural reflex to squeeze. Not one sphinctural quiver interupted or assisted the exit.

A photo of the entity was taken for any interested party.

15 minutes of pure and I might add...cheap...ecstasy.

How many rolls of toilet paper to clean up the after birth?

none

How many rolls of toilet paper to clean up the after birth?

Toilet paper?!? Yuk! How long have you been laying pipelines in Thailand and still smearing it all about with tissue paper?

JxP

What a <deleted> thread

Bum gun I can do.

Pail & hand gives me the willies. Tissue is better than pail & hand, especially if you plan to eat or smoke right afterwards.

Bum gun I can do.

Pail & hand gives me the willies. Tissue is better than pail & hand, especially if you plan to eat or smoke right afterwards.

Now the motion is passed I feel the theme of the thread is rapidly disappearing down the toilet

We've already had a "Bum Gun or Wipe" thread in Bedlam. Don't really need another one just yet do we ?

(lesson I learned over 10 years ago, Never travel without a roll of TP or a packet of tissues on hand. During a recent trip to Laos, and on the Bike Week road trip in December, I was very glad I paid attention to that lesson. I was in places where a "bum gun" was still considered futuristic technology ! A bowl of cold water and my left hand just doesn't cut it.)

A friend of mine started a nice tradition between us.

We take a pic of our most memorable poohs and send to each other, they have to be named and a little bit different.

My favourites so far have been...

Lotus Pond

Log Jam

Donut

Huidini

Anaconda

Teak Log

Foot Long

and Japanese Inscription

How about:

Floating leaves,

Making gravy,

Baking a cake,