She stil fvcks the same but the dishes pile-up.

You are so funny!

She stil fvcks the same but the dishes pile-up

Oh, I now know the underlying readon I divorced my ex..... She F#cke& like that, AND the dishes piled up.

Hi, Honey, this is Daddy. Is your Mommy near the

phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle TZ."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle TZ."

"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"

"Uh, Okay, then, here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle TZ that Daddy's car just pulled up the driveway."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh my God! And what about your Uncle TZ?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too 'cause he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgotten that last week you took out all the water out to clean it. So he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all dead,too."

There was a long pause on the phone.

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 867-5309?"

Nice one yok yawng

Here's another

What does wife stand for?

washing. ironing. <removed>. etc

yok yawng i see you get mobile business magazine as well, pg 28 august 2004.

it is a good one though aint it .i like the bottoms up one on the same page and did ya try the bleach and brake fluid thing yet

where and who do you work for then mate

allan

fantasticfones

......... you get mobile business magazine ......... try the bleach and brake fluid thing

Ahh... no not seen that mag B4... and do not have ready access to brake fluid .... do not own a car !!