Last week a Colombian woman was arrested at the airport in my country.

During visitation they discovered a hard object between her breasts. Upon further search it appeared to be a kind of tube where she hided € 55.000 in cash...

They took her and she was examined into more detail (...) and they found a large condom with € 65.000 inside her vagina...

The (Lady) officers told reporters they had never seen anything like it "it was a rather large condom-package"

Last month, at the same airport they arrested an Argentine woman who swallowed ninety (90!) packages with a total of € 350.000...

You're warned !

LaoPo

Why do people feel the need to smuggle cash?

then again..

If I pooped the pouch and found 55k euro - that would make my week!

They took her and she was examined into more detail (...) and they found a large condom with € 65.000 inside her vagina...

Euro tunnel?

I'll get my coat.

I only wish I had enuff money to have smuggle.

I didn't realise safety deposit 'boxes' came in so many different shapes and sizes

I didn't realise safety deposit 'boxes' came in so many different shapes and sizes

How can something that is so similar between so many different models be so fascinating?

I didn't realise safety deposit 'boxes' came in so many different shapes and sizes

How can something that is so similar between so many different models be so fascinating?

That's a very interesting question.

They took her and she was examined into more detail (...) and they found a large condom with € 65.000 inside her vagina...

I hate to think those were 5's and 10's. The folks at Guinness Records would want a word with her if so. Worth a trip to the tellers window for 500 euro notes I would think.

They took her and she was examined into more detail (...) and they found a large condom with € 65.000 inside her vagina...

I hate to think those were 5's and 10's. The folks at Guinness Records would want a word with her if so. Worth a trip to the tellers window for 500 euro notes I would think.

They'd have to be bound very tightly!

They took her and she was examined into more detail (...) and they found a large condom with € 65.000 inside her vagina...

I hate to think those were 5's and 10's. The folks at Guinness Records would want a word with her if so. Worth a trip to the tellers window for 500 euro notes I would think.

They'd have to be bound very tightly!

IF it were € 500 notes (hard to get these days) it must have been a bundle of 130 notes.

Give it a try Suegha.......

LaoPo

They obviously didn't find the kilo of coke in her armpits.

Customs officers need to keep abreast of the latest smuggling techniques and need to be capable of plumbing the depths in the line of duty.

Smuggling Euros into Europe is one of the major crimes perpetuated by the third world in this century.

Customs officers need to keep abreast of the latest smuggling techniques and need to be capable of plumbing the depths in the line of duty.

They are doing

During visitation they discovered a hard object between her breasts.

They took her and she was examined into more detail (...) and they found a large condom with € 65.000 inside her vagina...

I hate to think those were 5's and 10's. The folks at Guinness Records would want a word with her if so. Worth a trip to the tellers window for 500 euro notes I would think.

They'd have to be bound very tightly!

IF it were € 500 notes (hard to get these days) it must have been a bundle of 130 notes.

Give it a try Suegha.......

LaoPo

Er, I don't think so! Also the notes were of mixed denominations...

If it was stuffed up her arse, she would have piles.

It's ok I've got my coat...

If it was stuffed up her arse, she would have piles.

It's ok I've got my coat...

If it was stuffed up her arse, she would have piles.

Or if spoken by Sean Connery "She hash a stash of cash up her ash"

If it was stuffed up her arse, she would have piles.

Or if spoken by Sean Connery "She hash a stash of cash up her ash"

Should be in the 'crap' thread

If it was stuffed up her arse, she would have piles.

Or if spoken by Sean Connery "She hash a stash of cash up her ash"

Should be in the 'crap' thread

I was thinking that!

was there any change ???

was there any change ???

Hey colino, we don't see you in here enough!

was there any change ???

Hey colino, we don't see you in here enough!

He'll be back in 38 days to answer you