So as Northern Rock has been nationalised I guess that makes every tax payer in the UK an official sponsor of 'the Barcodes'.

You are, therefore, entitled to make your own conditions of sponsorship.

The only one that I can think of is that they play in the Scottish Premiership and change their strip to red and white stripes.

But I'm sure that others can think of things more imaginative.

So as Northern Rock has been nationalised I guess that makes every tax payer in the UK an official sponsor of 'the Barcodes'.

You are, therefore, entitled to make your own conditions of sponsorship.

The only one that I can think of is that they play in the Scottish Premiership and change their strip to red and white stripes.

But I'm sure that others can think of things more imaginative.

As the "sponsors" of the club, I belleive that they should try to pressure the club into showing that equal rights should be promoted in football. Therefore, I believe Newcastle should have a quota on the playing staff of gays, lesbians, physically disabled, learning disabled and asylum seekers. Tony Blair should also become the next Manager.

Good to see taxpayers money being put to good use.

OK then. Anyone can join in as long as you have a healthy dislike of Newcastle, or/and have a good sense of humour or ( if you're West Ham ) hate every other team anyway.

As the "sponsors" of the club, I belleive that they should try to pressure the club into showing that equal rights should be promoted in football. Therefore, I believe Newcastle should have a quota on the playing staff of gays, lesbians, physically disabled, learning disabled and asylum seekers. Tony Blair should also become the next Manager.

Good to see taxpayers money being put to good use.

To be fair, I think that they may have their quota of gays and lesbians already.

I think all Newcastle fans should take the 'Life In The UK' test. Even though they would all fail, at least the £35 fee could go back to the Tax payers

I think all Newcastle fans should take the 'Life In The UK' test. Even though they would all fail, at least the £35 fee could go back to the Tax payers

The problem is, that most of them are on benefits, so they wouldn't be able to afford it.

Newcastle fans are unable to take the 'Life in The UK' test since they have yet to master the skills of reading and writing.

The problem is, that most of them are on benefits, so they wouldn't be able to afford it.

eh hem! apart from me that is

Sorry Lou, there's a little bit of banter in the football forum, which is all harmless fun. so don't take offence. NUFC, are the best comedy act in football at present.

Yeah Lou, just joshing.

What's your take on the messiah then?

none taken !! I think they are a bunch of sackless wonders in anycase (nufc that is) 'waye aye man'

none taken !! I think they are a bunch of sackless wonders in anycase (nufc that is) 'waye aye man'

Who is your team then Lou?

none taken !! I think they are a bunch of sackless wonders in anycase (nufc that is) 'waye aye man'

Who is your team then Lou?

My guess is Blyth Spartans A team with real history.

none taken !! I think they are a bunch of sackless wonders in anycase (nufc that is) 'waye aye man'

Who is your team then Lou?

My guess is Blyth Spartans A team with real history.

Maybe Sunderland has a new ally?

So as Northern Rock has been nationalised I guess that makes every tax payer in the UK an official sponsor of 'the Barcodes'.

You are, therefore, entitled to make your own conditions of sponsorship.

The only one that I can think of is that they play in the Scottish Premiership and change their strip to red and white stripes.

But I'm sure that others can think of things more imaginative.

As the "sponsors" of the club, I belleive that they should try to pressure the club into showing that equal rights should be promoted in football. Therefore, I believe Newcastle should have a quota on the playing staff of gays, lesbians, physically disabled, learning disabled and asylum seekers. Tony Blair should also become the next Manager.

Good to see taxpayers money being put to good use.

If Newcastle were to sign some gays, lesbians, physically disabled, and asylum seekers, they might actually have more chance of scoring a goal than Alan Smith. A couple of lesbians in defence might actually toughen up the defence.

The only thing that Newcastle don't need are any more players with learning difficulties. Joey Barton fills that quota already.

The only thing that Newcastle don't need are any more players with learning difficulties. Joey Barton fills that quota already.