Men Will Lie At All Costs

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Subject: Men will lie at all costs

A man staggered home late after another evening with his drinking buddies.

Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he

could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged

the bottom step in the darkened entryway.

As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung Around and he

landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and

made the landing especially painful.

Managing to suppress a yelp, the man sprung up, pulled down his pants,and

examined his lacerated and bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a nearby

darkened hallway, then managed to find a large full box of Band-aids And

proceeding to place a patch as best he could on each place he saw blood.

After hiding the now almost empty box, he managed to shuffle and Stumble

his way to bed.

In the morning, the man awoke with searing pain in head and butt and his

wife staring at him from across the room. She said, "You were drunk again

last night." Forcing himself to ignore his agony, he looked meekly at her

and replied, "Now, hon, why would you say such a mean thing?"

"Well," she said, "it could be the open front door, it could be The glass

at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing

through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but, mostly...it's all

those Band-aids stuck on the downstairs mirror!"