Thinking Of Buying A Nissan?

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I'm told this is a genuine letter.

JARROD BYRNE

UNDERGROUND MAINTENANCE PLANNER

BOUNTY GOLD MINE, MT HOLLAND

FORRESTANIA, WESTERN AUSTRALIA

TEL (090) 394 527 FACSIMILE (090) 394 528

NISSAN MOTOR CO (AUSTRALIA) PTY. LTD.

C/O 244 WELSHPOOL RD, WELSHPOOL

W.A. 6106

ATTENTION: MR NEVILLE GREEN, GENERAL MANAGER - NATIONAL PARTS

DEAR SIR,

I WOULD LIKE TO BRING TO YOUR ATTENTION SOME SERIOUS FAULTS IN NISSAN MOTOR CO. IN REGARD TO PARTS AVALIABILITY, LEAD TIMES AND PRICING.

CURRENTLY AT THIS MINE WE HAVE A NISSAN W40 CIVILIAN BUS THAT WE CANNOT USE TO TRANSPORT STAFF TO AND FROM THE MINE. THE REASON THIS BUS IS NOT OPERATIONAL IS NOT LABOUR OR CONDITION RELATED, IT IS BECAUSE OF A DENIAL ON THE PART OF YOURSELF AND NISSAN MOTOR CO. TO ADEQUATELY SUPPLY YOUR CLIENTLE WITH PARTS. I GIVE YOU THE EXAMPLE OF THE FOLLOWING ITEMS;

ITEM PART NUMBER QUANTITY BEGGED FOR

NUT NI-01211-00221 10

WASHER NI-40208-82100 10

SEAL-OIL NI-48252-32100 2

WHEEL RIM NI-40800-99071 2

DRUM BRAKE NI-40206-T8100 2

HUB BOLT NI-40222-J5625 10

BRAKE SHOES NI-43060-T9627 1

NUT NI-40224-J5610 10

NUT NI-48226-J5610 10

OF THESE I TRIED TO PURCHASE, ONLY 3 ARE AVALIABLE IN W.A.. IT STRETCHES THE BOUNDS OF CREDULITY THAT ITEMS SUCH AS WHEEL NUTS ( A CONSUMABLE IN MOST OF THE KNOWN WORLD ) ARE AVALIABLE WITH A LEAD TIME OF 4 DAYS-EX EAST. WHAT RESOUNDINGLY SNAPS THE BOUNDS OF CREDULITY CLEAN IN HALF IS THAT ITEMS SUCH AS BRAKE SHOES ARE EX JAPAN ( 6 WEEKS ). I CANNOT DENY THE EFFECTIVENESS OF THESE COMPONENTS, THEY NOT ONLY SLOW THE BUS DOWN, THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO STOP IT STONE ###### DEAD FOR 6 WEEKS! I DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER ENQUIRING AVALIABILITY ON SUCH COMPLICATED PARTS SUCH AS WASHERS ETC-THE ONLY WASHERS IN STOCK WOULD BE -WASHER? WIND ###### OUT OF THIS CUSTOMER AND TELL HIM IT'S EX EAST.

ON THE RARE OCCAISION WE HAVE BEEN DELIVERED PARTS WITHIN AN ACCEPTABLE TIME PERIOD, THEY HAVE BEEN ENTIRELY WRONG.IT IS NOT THAT THE WRONG PARTS ARE ORDERED, IT IS THAT SOME OF YOUR PARTS INTERPRETERS ARE SO GREEN I COULDN'T SET THEM ON FIRE WITH PETROL.

THESE ARE NOT ISOLATED INCIDENTS, THEY OCCUR EVERY TIME WE TRY TO PURCHASE PARTS, FROM $10.00 HOSES, AT $104.94 EACH , THROUGH TO INTERNAL GEARBOX COMPONENTS THAT ARE SECOND ONLY TO THERMONUCLEAR WARHEADS IN THEIR CAPACITY TO ANNIHLATE ALL THAT SURROUNDS THEM.

IT IS ASTOUNDING THAT IN THIS DAY OF INTERSTATE AIR AND ROAD TRANSPORT AT LEAST 6 TIMES PER DAY, YOU PEANUTS TAKE 4 DAYS TO GET A PART ACROSS THE COUNTRY. MAY I SUGGEST YOU STOP FREIGHTING THE PARTS WITH NISSAN TRANSPORT VEHICLES AS THE 3 WEEK DELAY IN NISSAN'S 24 HOUR ROADSIDE ASSIST IS BECOMING TOO MUCH FOR US TO BEAR.

I COULD ELABORATE FURTHER ON THE COMPLETE FRUSTRATION I FEEL FROM TRYING TO KEEP THIS BUS ON THE ROAD SAFELY. SUFFICE TO SAY THE BUS DRIVER NOW HAS A FIRM BELIEF IN THE AFTERLIFE AND WE HAVEN'T RULED OUT DANGER MONEY FOR THE POSITION.

PLEASE DON'T GET ME WRONG, I COULD HANDLE THE FIRST 35 INSTANCES OF BEING ######ED AROUND, ( THE APOLOGETIC KISS FROM CUSTOMER SUPPORT WAS ALWAYS WELCOME ). NOW THAT YOUV'E TURNED IT INTO A BIZARRE FORM OF SADO-MASOCHISM COMPLETE WITH SCRATCHING AND BITING, I FEEL I HAVE TO COMPLAIN.......

I LOOK FORWARD TO DISCUSSING EVERY SINGLE FRUSTRATING EVENT OF THE PAST 8 MONTHS WITH YOU.

I SINCERELY HOPE YOU ###### NEVER BUILD PLANES

YOURS IN UTTER AMAZEMENT,

JARROD BYRNE

CC.

MR JOHN COSTELLO MANAGER,FLEET AND SPECIAL MARKETS, NISSAN AUSTRALIA

MR BRUCE ANDERSON MINE MANAGER, NORMANDY MINING

MR IAN BIRD U/G MANAGER, NORMANDY MINING

MR DEAN HUGHES U/G MAINTENANCE ENGINEER, NORMANDY MINING

MS JAN EVANS SITE SECETARY, NORMANDY MINING

MR ROBERT WHITING PURCHASING OFFICER, NORMANDY MINING

MR ANDREW MOSES OWNER, HOLLETON EARTHMOVING

MR PETER CUE OWNER, WORKFORCE PLANT HIRE

MR HARVEY KING REGIONAL MANAGER, MONADELPHOUS

MR ALEX COOPER DIVISIONAL MANAGER, MONADELPHOUS

MR RAY MILLER TECH. SUPPORT SUPERVISOR, MONADELPHOUS

MR REX ANDREWS CHIEF PURCHASING OFFICER, MONODELPHOUS

MR EDDY LOK MECHANICAL SUPERVISOR , MONODELPHOUS

MR JOHN ECKHART FABRICATION SUPERVISOR, MONODELPHOUS

MR PATRICK McKENNA STATE CONTRACTS MANAGER, ATLAS COPCO

MR TED CORDINA PERTH SERVICE MANAGER, ATLAS COPCO

MR GERRY O'CONNOR CONTRACTS SUPERVISOR, ATLAS COPCO

MR ALEC TYRELL CONTRACTS SUPERVISOR, ATLAS COPCO

MR MICHAEL GANT WORKSHOP SUPERVISOR - PERTH, ATLAS COPCO

AND

EVERY PERSON I TALK TO BETWEEN NOW AND WHEN I GET SOME SATISFACTION