Oral Sex And A Nice Meal.

[Gazza]

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend

and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you!

Knowing that there is only one of you he can only

settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far

from being an issue, this can bring you closer

together. Why not get some of your old college

roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive,

maybe you should let him be with your friends without

you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral

sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think

about it.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex

on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a

great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this.

His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is

totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best

thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a

day; then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be

encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove

his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young

single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a

more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can

rekindle your relationship better than the man being

away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the

house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is

when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to

do when he gets home is for you and your best friend

to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If

you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask

your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape

yourself while doing this, and present it to your

husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish

guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a

nice meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should

seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very

stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available

to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for

foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your

man as much as you should; He should never have to

work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!

Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral

sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and

goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps

you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.