I was joking CB!

Bladdy 'ell; those pics could be used to encourage fidelity in much the same way that the government (sorry, HMG, I mean) use graphic images of drunk-driving accidents to promote sobriety on the roads.

Obviously neither would work in LOS...

I have just been thinking .... That both my ex wifes seemed to be able to breath through their ears,

the first ex could take one breath then fire 50 to 60 questions at me , without a single pause ??,

and the second one was worse , she could rant on for age's, again without stopping for a breath

the second one was the worst it was like being married to the Boswells (UK comedy show Bread)

We had a row one day and i said that i was going out for a walk to cool down I'd only gone for a hour and half , when i got back all that was left in our flat was one plate one bowl one cup one tea spoon and one knife and fork , and one pot to cook with and boil water with ,,,

she took the lot ,

and in the bedroom all that she had left was one pillow and a sheet , even the TV and Parrot was gone

all her family came down in vans and trailers and moved the lot back to her mums

^ She's missed her calling - 'professional' (if that is not contextual abuse of the word) removalist.

I have just been thinking .... That both my ex wifes seemed to be able to breath through their ears,

the first ex could take one breath then fire 50 to 60 questions at me , without a single pause ??,

and the second one was worse , she could rant on for age's, again without stopping for a breath

the second one was the worst it was like being married to the Boswells (UK comedy show Bread)

We had a row one day and i said that i was going out for a walk to cool down I'd only gone for a hour and half , when i got back all that was left in our flat was one plate one bowl one cup one tea spoon and one knife and fork , and one pot to cook with and boil water with ,,,

she took the lot ,

and in the bedroom all that she had left was one pillow and a sheet , even the TV and Parrot was gone

all her family came down in vans and trailers and moved the lot back to her mums

oh , am sorry to hear that.

But ;did you report to the police that you'd been attacked by a mob ??

^ She's missed her calling - 'professional' (if that is not contextual abuse of the word) removalist.

Wow colino, that's a mad story. How long were you gone? Agree with Ping, she missed her calling...

^ She's missed her calling - 'professional' (if that is not contextual abuse of the word) removalist.

Wow colino, that's a mad story. How long were you gone? Agree with Ping, she missed her calling...

That's why I said they seems to be organized mob-family if they had managed to (clean) the house in that short period of time.

^ She's missed her calling - 'professional' (if that is not contextual abuse of the word) removalist.

Wow colino, that's a mad story. How long were you gone? Agree with Ping, she missed her calling...

That's why I said they seems to be organized mob-family if they had managed to (clean) the house in that short period of time.

Extraordinary!

Cambodia celebrated it's New Year's Eve yesterday, with the royal astrologer prdicting a troubled Year of the Rat ahead, including poor crops, inflation and angry wifes.

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...so the worst is yet to come?

I thought I just finished that year?