Can You Work For The Cia?

[pimmel]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background

> checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...

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> Two men and a woman.

> For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large

> metal door and handed him a gun.

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> We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what

> the circumstances. Inside of

> this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

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> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and

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> went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.

> Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't

> kill my wife." The agent said,

> "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

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> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

> instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into

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> the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard

> screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all

> was quiet.

> The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the

> sweat from her brow, and

> said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death

> with the chair."