$500

An old man, walking along the patong beach, approached a beautiful girl in a bikini and abruptly said to her, "I want to feel your breasts!" Get away from me, you crazy old man" she scowled. "I want to feel your breasts. I'll give you twenty dollars," he said. "Twenty dollars—are you nuts? Get away from me!" "I want to feel your breasts! "I'll give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS," he stated.

"No, No! Get away from me!" "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS," he offered. She paused to think about it, but then came to her senses and said, "I told you NO!" Seriously, FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he exclaimed.

She thought, 'Well he is old, and he seems harmless enough... and $500 IS a lot of money'.... "Well... OK... but only for a minute." So she loosened her top and while both were standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath her top and

began to caress. Suddenly he started saying over and over again, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD..." while he continued caressing them.

Although anticipating her cash award, out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my God, Oh my God?'" While continuing to feel her breasts, he answered, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?"