Ice Cream

A wife goes to a shoe store to buy a new pair of shoes. She sits down to be fitted and the shoe salesman kneels at her feet. He looks up at he and smiles. The wife realises that she hasn't any panties on and the salesman can see up her skirt. The salesman smiles and says "I'd love to fill that full of icecream and eat it." The wife buys the shoes and rushes home. She goes to her husband and says "I was in the shoe store today and the salesman looked up my skirt. I wasn't wearing any panties and he said that he wanted to fill it full of icecream and eat it" The husband shrugged his shoulders in disinterest. The wife said, "Aren't you going to go to the shoe store and sort him out?" The husband said, "No....for 3 reasons. One, you have enough pairs of shoes, two, I've told you time and time again to remember to wear panties. And three, anyone that can eat that much icecream is too tough for me."