Golfing Joke

A man staggers into the casualty department with concussion,

multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped

tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, Rebecca, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a field

of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was

searching around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf

ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the

cow's ****.

That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,

'Hey, this looks like yours!

I don't remember much after that."