Proud Parents

FOUR men went golfing one day. Once on the course, three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went to the clubhouse to take care of the bill.

The three men started talking and bragged about their sons.

The first man told the others: "My son is a builder and is so successful that he gave a friend a brand new house for free."

The second man said: "My son is a car salesman and owns a huge dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a brand new BMW with all the extras."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged: "My son is a stockbroker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio worth £100,000."

It was at this point that the fourth man joined them on the tee.

The first man said: "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar."

The three friends looked down at the grass and smirked.

The fourth man carried on: "Admittedly, I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job. But he must be doing pretty well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new BMW and a stock portfolio worth £100,000