A ginger Welsh woman !!! you lot are soooooooo f$%^&ed.

Yeah, we just have to make do with a load of Smary Old Etonians in the UK.

And in Thailand!!

A ginger Welsh woman !!! you lot are soooooooo f$%^&ed.

Yeah, we just have to make do with a load of Smary Old Etonians in the UK.

In the time of Hugh Gaitskell it was always Wykehamists (from Winchester).

Nearly went there myself - won a scholarship to go, but my father said no - I wouldn't fit in. Our already fraught relationship deteriorated further ....

Just think - UK could 've had HB as PM - ban soccer, play rugby in every school. Ban motorways, open up the canals again. With those two policies I would rule the world!

But back to Australia - Julie Lizard supports the Dogs, so she can't be all bad - see her pose with Barry Hall before the election. Now if she brought Jason Akermanus into her government, it would spice things up a bit.

A ginger Welsh woman !!! you lot are soooooooo f$%^&ed.

Yeah, we just have to make do with a load of Smary Old Etonians in the UK.

In the time of Hugh Gaitskell it was always Wykehamists (from Winchester).

Nearly went there myself - won a scholarship to go, but my father said no - I wouldn't fit in. Our already fraught relationship deteriorated further ....

Just think - UK could 've had HB as PM - ban soccer, play rugby in every school. Ban motorways, open up the canals again. With those two policies I would rule the world!

But back to Australia - Julie Lizard supports the Dogs, so she can't be all bad - see her pose with Barry Hall before the election. Now if she brought Jason Akermanus into her government, it would spice things up a bit.

Well her support for other " Dogs" is understandable

She spent her formative years in Adelaide, about 16 years from aged 5 to 21.

She ought to be a "Crow" - she sure sounds like one.

She spent her formative years in Adelaide, about 16 years from aged 5 to 21.

She ought to be a "Crow" - she sure sounds like one.

Probably still supported the Scarlets then, being fresh from the valleys.

Only got to know the real game when she went to Victoria.

The Mad Monk from London shows his true colours:

Insults start to fly from furious Coalition

Sparks are flying on the Gillard minority government as the opposition attacks it's legitimacy.

The insults have started to fly from Coalition frontbenchers furious at being snubbed by the independents who backed Labor into government.

Just weeks after their leader, Tony Abbott, pledged a "kinder, gentler polity" as he sought to woo the independents, his senior troops came out all guns blazing today, attacking the legitimacy of Julia Gillard's administration.

Liberal Senator George Brandis told ABC Radio the Labor government had "as much legitimacy as the Pakistani cricket team".

Independent MPs Tony Windsor and Rob Oakeshott leave their historic press conference yesterday.

His colleague, Christopher Pyne, the opposition's manager of business in the House of Representatives, said the alliance between Labor, Greens MP Adam Bandt and independents Andrew Wilkie, Rob Oakeshott and Tony Windsor, was like "putting the mongoose and the cobra together".

Mr Pyne singled out Mr Windsor and Mr Oakeshott - whose support tipped Labor into office - saying their decision offended commonsense.

"What went wrong yesterday is that common sense didn't prevail ... it defied commonsense," Mr Pyne told the ABC.

He ridiculed Ms Gillard's suggestion of letting "the sun shine in" to illuminate political proceedings, saying he wanted to continue to put the spotlight on what had been a bad government.

"This will not be a Parliament where all of its history is turned on its head and we all sit around smoking a peace pipe singing Kumbaya," he said.

Prominent Nationals Senator Ron Boswell also took a swipe at Mr Windsor, claiming his decision could be seen as "payback" for years of enmity towards his former party.

At his press conference yesterday, Mr Abbott vowed to hold Labor "ferociously to account" in opposition.

^It won't work, it will never last the full term & when things get rocky the FACELESS COWARDS of the ALP will strike again and move ole swanny into the drivers seat.

Australians will suffer.

^It won't work, it will never last the full term .

I don't agree with most things you say, but I have to concur with this.

The minority govt experiment will fail for several reasons.

The Abbott led Liberals, who torched several of their own best and brightest in power grabs, will literally do anything to seize what they regard is their entitlement to run Australia.

Despite promising to be nicer and fairer when trying to convince the dopey independents to pick them, they are already starting a vicious, dirty tricks campaign. They will use any ploy to overturn that slender difference in seats held.

Add to this the fact that the balance of power is supplied by several of the loopiest dopes to sit in the lower house and the only result will be chaos.

Oakeshott's 30 minute speech to announce which way he was going, was one of the most self indulgent pieces of crud I've ever sat through. The man has a massive ego and thinks he is single handedly reforming the whole parliamenty system and all will be sweetness and life after his reforms kick in. He's living in La La land and will crash and burn.

Gillard won't ever be replaced by Swann, he's unelectable and Labor cant afford another Rudd fiasco. She has to go to the next election.

(Look to a comeback by Turnbull )

Only time will tell old croc, only time will tell.

Im not so sure the LIBS will be so fast to move Tony Abbott along, afterall there was a fairly massive swing and alot of seats lost by Labour at this last election.

But this certainly won't go full term.

Hi Croc, have to agree with your summing up of Rob Oakshott,

"Oakeshott's 30 minute speech to announce which way he was going, was one of the most self indulgent pieces of crud"

Perhaps it was you who wrote this piece in the" Herald Sun"...............

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/opinion/oakeshott-outlasts-15-minutes-of-fame/story-e6frfhqf-1225916105212

WOTTA GAME

Dunno how many TVers watched the rugby test match tonite, Sat 11th Sept.

Best game of the season, at last the ABs had a fight on the field.

Australia SOOOOOO much better.

Exciting right to the end.

New Zealand 23 v Australia 22

Robbie Deans is getting the Ockors there.

WOTTA GAME

Dunno how many TVers watched the rugby test match tonite, Sat 11th Sept.

Best game of the season, at last the ABs had a fight on the field.

Australia SOOOOOO much better.

Exciting right to the end.

New Zealand 23 v Australia 22

Robbie Deans is getting the Ockors there.

could have been such a different story had the wallabies not leaked 17 points in the last 18 or so minutes of the game.

guess the last two tests and the long trip back home from S.A. finally caught up with them.

Great game................ Both teams peaking at just the wrong time..................... England's WorldCup at a canter

Great game................ Both teams peaking at just the wrong time..................... England's WorldCup at a canter

All the world loves a dreamer.

Wait till the end of the year trips by ABs, OZ and co hit the northern dreamers.

Yeaaaaaaah !!!!!!!

Tiger fish........could have been such a different story had the wallabies not leaked 17 points in the last 18 or so minutes of the game.

guess the last two tests and the long trip back home from S.A. finally caught up with them.

The ABS will be taking on 5 tests in 5 weeks later.

Wait and see who are THE MEN of rugby.

Great game................ Both teams peaking at just the wrong time..................... England's WorldCup at a canter

All the world loves a dreamer.

Wait till the end of the year trips by ABs, OZ and co hit the northern dreamers.

Yeaaaaaaah !!!!!!!

Tiger fish........could have been such a different story had the wallabies not leaked 17 points in the last 18 or so minutes of the game.

guess the last two tests and the long trip back home from S.A. finally caught up with them.

The ABS will be taking on 5 tests in 5 weeks later.

Wait and see who are THE MEN of rugby.

i guess the real test will come when then world cup wings its way down under on n.z. soil.

wonder if the all blacks will do their usual party trick of choking. i bet theres a private jet put on emergency standby if they do, wouldnt want to be around when the

Did the ABs win it or did the Wallabies lose it?

O.C., it was a great fight back by a possibly fitter and more experienced team.

Wallabies were beaten by experience and fitness.

Robbie Deans is getting there, his guys are bloody good, no mistake, they will improve.

Haven't seen any ranting by Bob Dyer yet, it will come.

He had his turn, good coach he was too.

wonder if the all blacks will do their usual party trick of choking. i bet theres a private jet put on emergency standby if they do,

Worth a greenie just for stirring the pot.

Thoroughly enjoyed yesterday's match - but then I was sitting with a few Kiwis among a mob of Wannabee supporters. And the beer was flowing well.

Did the ABs win it or did the Wallabies lose it?

I feel that maybe the Wallabies lost it - Matt Giteau missed three kicks he would normally convert.

But then the AB fight-back may have started earlier and been more intense.

So who can tell.

Decent ref for once. Consistent and not afraid to pull up RM.

Decent ref for once. Consistent and not afraid to pull up RM.

Awwwwwww, picking on little Richie...... geeeeeeez

Totally agree, no histrionics, just bdown to earth control.

Referee: Mark Lawrence (SA)

Assistant referees: Jonathan Kaplan (SA), Christie du Preez (SA) who kept their noses out and let the very competant ref rule the game.

Unlike, Stuart Dickinson, who has to have his input every time he runs the touch.

AFL GRAND FINAL.

Saints v Magpies,

May the best team win.

C'mon da Saints...... yeaaaah

AFL GRAND FINAL.

Saints v Magpies,

May the best team win.

C'mon da Saints...... yeaaaah

Yeah, there's the pies and everyone else.

Down with the pies.

AFL GRAND FINAL.

Saints v Magpies,

May the best team win.

C'mon da Saints...... yeaaaah

Yeah, there's the pies and everyone else.

Down with the pies.

Pies are a must at every footie game.

And everyone downs the pies.

Let's not be cruel to the pies - leave it to St Kilda.

Thank god the Saints got up yesterday.

I don't think I would have even bothered watching a GF between the Collingwood Criminals and the Footscray Scraggers .

Don't think the Saints have much chance, but anything could happen in the last game of the year. Collingwoud have been know to stuff it up before. (The Saints too for that matter)

Everybody loves to hate us

"Carn the Pies"

Everybody loves to hate us

"Carn the Pies"

Uncle Ken a Collingwood supporter! Who would've thunk it?

Typical Collingwood Supporter (check out the eyes)

Q. What do you do for a drowning Collingwood player?

A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.

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Q. Whats the difference between Collingwood and an arsonist?

A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches.

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Collingwood are bringing out a new bra!

Plenty of support, soft and no CUP!!!

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Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?

They had pictures of Collingwood players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,

"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."

The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."

The fourth one says, "I prefer Collingwood players. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and <deleted> are interchangeable."

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A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?"

"Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Nathan Buckley".

"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?"

"Well, he tried to escape through the park."

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Q. If you see a Collingwood fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A. It could be your bicycle.

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Q. What do Collingwood fans and sperm have in common?

A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Q. What do you have when 100 Collingwood fans are buried up to their necks in sand?

A. Not enough sand.

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Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Collingwood fan on the road?

A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Collingwood fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

A. Shoot the Collingwood fan - twice.

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Q. How many Collingwood fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and make excuses and Mick Malthouse to say that if the umpire had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.

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Q. What's the difference between a female Collingwood fan and a Pit bull?

A. Lipstick

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Q. Santa Claus , the tooth fairy, an intelligent Collingwood fan, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100.00 note. Who gets it?

A. The drunk, of course ; the other three are mythical creatures.

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Q. What is black and brown and looks good on a Collingwood Fan?

A. A Doberman.

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Q. What do Collingwood Fans use for birth control ?

A. Their personalities.

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Q. What is the difference between an Collingwood Fan and a trampoline?

A. You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

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Q. What do you call 5000 dead Collingwood Fans at the bottom of the ocean?

A. A good start.

The last time these sides met in a Gf someone won by the most famous point in football.

Water off a duck's back Zpete.

We're pretty thick-skinned at Victoria Park

All together now :-

Why use the (-skinned) modifier?