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That is not too far from the truth of the situation dealing with private companies in Aussie ATM. Ridiculous. Dealing with government departments is far more expeditious these days.

BTW - I spent 2 1/2 hours on the phone to Telstra just to get the voice-mail removed from my mobile. Complete idiots.

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Yippeeeeeeee !

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10143060/Julia-Gillard-defeated-by-Kevin-Rudd-in-leadership-challenge.html

Mr Rudd pledged he would not take recriminations against Ms Gillard’s supporters. Ms Gillard said she would resign from parliament if she loses the leadership ballot.

Let's wait and see.

Yippeeeeeeee !

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10143060/Julia-Gillard-defeated-by-Kevin-Rudd-in-leadership-challenge.html

Mr Rudd pledged he would not take recriminations against Ms Gillard’s supporters. Ms Gillard said she would resign from parliament if she loses the leadership ballot.

Let's wait and see.

The Independent lays the blame on her knitting ! giggle.gif

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/a-laststitch-bid-storm-over-photo-of-republican-australia-pm-julia-gillard-knitting-kangaroo-for-royal-baby-8672707.html

I was surprised to see her knitting a kangaroo for the upcoming royal birth.

I would not have been surprised to see her knitting in front of a guillotine with Kevin playing the leading role (temporarily, of course).

So what happens now with Swann et al., who stabbed Julius Caesar three years ago (or maybe it was the other JC, as he's come back from the dead).

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Hitler decides to go to Australia to meet Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott

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I just noticed this article on the ABC website

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-16/82yo-cockatoo-stolen-in-victoria-found-by-police-in-sydney-back/4824022

Apparently Robbo the Sulpher Crested Cockatoo was taken in May from the visitors' centre at the Phillip Island grand prix circuit, south of Melbourne.

But it was this line that made me smile :-

" and a bird matching the description of Robbo was discovered.

" Hello Cocky, Where's Robbo"

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Thanks to Kevin Rudd for welcoming the new Prince of Cambridge.

He has not been named yet, but one popular suggextion is that he be called 'Australia' - starts in the morning, all out by tea.

Thanks to Kevin Rudd for welcoming the new Prince of Cambridge.

He has not been named yet, but one popular suggextion is that he be called 'Australia' - starts in the morning, all out by tea.

Mean, but funny. :lol:

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Aussies push for new olympic sport !!!

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"Yes It's a grand life her down under" said the sports minister, at the big push in Sydney for China to recognize Aussie Cultural Sports at the coming games.

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you are confusing this with our neighbours New Zealand

Aussies push for new olympic sport !!!

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"Yes It's a grand life her down under" said the sports minister, at the big push in Sydney for China to recognize Aussie Cultural Sports at the coming games.

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you are confusing this with our neighbours New Zealand

Kissin' kuzzins. All descended from Welsh stock.

Aussies push for new olympic sport !!!

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"Yes It's a grand life her down under" said the sports minister, at the big push in Sydney for China to recognize Aussie Cultural Sports at the coming games.

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you are confusing this with our neighbours New Zealand

With any luck, Limpy will provide his retort in another five years...

Aussies push for new olympic sport !!!

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"Yes It's a grand life her down under" said the sports minister, at the big push in Sydney for China to recognize Aussie Cultural Sports at the coming games.

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you are confusing this with our neighbours New Zealand

Noway, NZers let big brother, OZ, show us how it is done,

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Speed dating somewhere in the south island of New Zealand:

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This is a must read everyone open your eyes this is serious

The aboriginal version of "Snow White," has been put on hold:

All 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Car Jacker, Shoplifter, Drinker and Bludger, have refused to sing "Hi Ho."

They also say they have no intention of singing "It's off to work we go."

God's truth....... LOL

^Maybe they would prefer to sing that traditional Kiwi song, 'Once Were Warriors'?

^Maybe they would prefer to sing that traditional Kiwi song, 'Once Were Warriors'?

Even "Once were Warriors" would have no probs with those 7 typical ockers.

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Congratulations to Tony Abbot on the win for Liberal party.

I personally liked Kevin Rudd, but obviously the Australian voters have had enough of Labour politics.

During the Queensland floods there were many video clips of KR working to help people save their belongings, often waist deep in the Brisbane water. But those could have been selected photo-ops. I just thought the guy came across as having a good mind and took the time to think things through.

Tony Abbot - the master of the suppository - Speedo's main advertiser - now has his chance to show Australia that his long-stated policies will keep the country ahead of the world in economic and social terms. Good luck to him and here's hoping Australia keeps it's place as a leader of the world.

^ I think a player in Kevin Rudd's downfall was his rudeness and arrogance (perhaps lessons learned from Paul Keating?). Clearly, after the fallout from the election campaign, not much has changed since the cabin crew incident some years back. Each to their own (as to liking him), but he is one leader for whom I have/had a rather intense dislike. Tony Abbott is a bit more difficult to read - his public persona is clearly highly managed, but he has an unfortunate habit of putting his foot in his mouth nonetheless. Time will tell, I suppose...

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Murdoch/News Ltd campaigned openly, dishonestly and aggressively on behalf of the conservative parties.

His reward will be the control of a downgraded National Broadband Network and his monopoly on the media will grow even stronger.

How do you if a kiwi has been in your fridge? Your beer is missing and there's a love bite on your leg of lamb

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Please don't tell me that the evil maggot of Political Correctness has found a home in Australia.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10322556/Outback-Australia-banishes-the-topless-barmaid.html

Outback Australia banishes the topless barmaid

Most of this stuff is run by the biker gangs now along with strip clubs and white prostitution.

This often means that the maiden fair is not always a volunteer, but such commonsense arguments are always drowned out by the outraged squeals of the anti-PC crowd.

  • 7 months later...


Tony Abbott asks the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

government?

Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," said the Queen,

"The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Abbott then asked,

"But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of champagne.

"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch"

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Prince Charles in

here, would you?"

Prince Charles walked into the room and said, "Yes, Mummy?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please Charlie.

Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not

your sister.

Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Prince Charles answered:

"That would be me."

"Yes! Very good." said the Queen.

Tony Abbott went back home to Australia by Qantas

He decided to ask Joe Hockey the same question.

"Joe, answer this for me."

"Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's

not your sister.

Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Hockey. "Let me get back to you on that one."

He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an

answer.

Frustrated, Hockey went to the toilet, and found Clive Palmer there.

Joe Hockey went up to him and asked "Hey Clive, see if you can answer this

question."

"Shoot Joe."

Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your

sister.

Who is it?"

Clive Palmer answered, "That's easy, it's me!"

Joe Hockey grinned, and said, "Good answer Clive, I see it all now!"

Joe Hockey then, went back to find Tony Abbott.

"Tony, I did some research, and I have the answer to that riddle."

"It's Clive Palmer"

Tony Abbott got up, stomped over to Joe Hockey,

and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You bloody idiot! It's Prince

Charles!"

. . . AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY

WHAT'S GOING ON IN CANBERRA

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National embarrassment?

Look at this policy - I totally support the idea, but how many will shout and scream that it is lunacy?

Who would prefer to bankrupt the nation in the name of 'the future of our children'?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10888566/Britain-must-join-our-combined-front-against-unhealthy-action-on-climate-change-says-Australia-PM.html

Tony Abbott pushes for “conservative alliance” between Britain, Australia, Canada and India to limit "unwise" climate change action and resist carbon pricing

NSW finally won a state of origin series, after 8 years of being losers. lol.

score NSW 6, QLD 4.

NSW finally won a state of origin series, after 8 years of being losers. lol.

score NSW 6, QLD 4.

Well, with 7 states, that's statistically not too bad.

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