Are you missing any relatives in Bourketown O.C. ?

1 wallet, 2 pairs of shoes, a vest, 1 hat and a belt, thank you.

PS. and a couple of steaks for the barbie.

I didn't understand a word of that!!!

Next time we have a Merlot togother, I will play you the original LP . How's that?

That's a deal!

Soundman, GREAT story making use of Australiana etc........, loved it.

Best beer:

Well soundman, I am disappointed if you think thats the best beer , because it would have to be Very Bad beer. Of course if you are in one of Australias outback towns it is considered very popular amoungst certain groups(not meant to indicate race either) & is priced accordingly for similar people right throughout Oz. Its for these reasons that so much of the crap sells and those reasons ALONE.

Its like years ago with the Fosters beer.....

Anyway, each to their own, I don't even partake in that sort of thing anymore, but have opened the odd stubbie in my day.

Ohhh and up north, we much prefer xxxx beer thanks

Ohhh and up north, we much prefer xxxx beer thanks

They only call it xxxx because people complained when it was called "shit"

Anybody in Oz with class drinks Coopers (or my home brew if their game)

Ive given it all away these days, Im silly enuf without it

Geeze I miss the biking roads back home, i would give my left nut to be seat on a Ducati 1198S or if I had to downgrade to a 1098R ( ) and be burning along the Oxley Highway or the Great Ocean Road or any number of other great roads......

Bugger the bike chit chat for a minute, lets get this beer issue sorted.

XXXX and anything by Tooheys. Like drinking bath water.

Carlton Draught, VB, Cartlon Cold, Crown Lager, Boags - all good beers, unlike the rubbish produced anywhere north of Wadonga/Broken Hill.

And Swan doesn't count. - Different country!

Ha....Aussies. In your mad dash to get to Earls Court, you bypassed the World's best beers in Southern Germany/Austria.

I've sold beer Europe-wide and tried all of them. We won't mention the USA, except to say their beer is as <deleted> as the Uks', just colder.

Austria's Gosser beer is the champion. On tap. No doubt.

Regards.

Bugger the bike chit chat for a minute, lets get this beer issue sorted.

Ok ....... the best beer in the world comes from, and they have sod all else going for them....... Belgium.

soundman: XXXX and anything by Tooheys. Like drinking bath water.

XXXX is cos Ockors cannot spell BEER.

As for Tooheys, well I have not tasted bathwater for over 65 years and will bide by your experience.

Summun mentioned Coopers, bottled Murray River water in floodtime.

ALL weazels beer.

Best beer in this part of the world is brewed in NZ, Speights, Montieths and Export Gold, not for getting Steinlager of course.

Back in your corner Pete. We all know NZ beer is crap. Speight's make a passable pale ale but it doesn't come close to the quality and taste of Coopers (Murray River water my foot! )

I agree with you somewhat about Tooheys but I would suggest it tastes more like cats piss than bathwater.

Carlton Draught, VB, Cartlon Cold, Crown Lager, Boags - all good beers

Dear oh dear Soundman. Good beers you say?!? I'll admit Boags isn't bad drop but I don't believe I've ever heard VB and good beer used in the same sentence.

For beer drinkers who've grown up...

For beer drinkers who've grown up...

Do they still bottle Yarra River sludge?

"M" is for "muddy".

Anyone remember this one ?

If you have to drink an Australian bitter, there is only one:

Tele have you ever tried the beer from Pilzn Czech republic.

That stuff really tastes extremely well and freshy.

Anyone remember this one ?

How could I forget "Kid's Beer"

Ever tried, EKU 28, boy o' boy........... 11% ABV

It is like the Bass barley wine I drank in London during my Big OE.

Always drink at home, this stuff huts hard.

Love it at the end of session.

Trust a thread titled "Australia" to end up being a discussion about beer.

Why Aussies drink so much beer...

Every bloke needs a boat....which leads to more beer drinking....which, of course, leads to a bigger boat and more beer drinking.

It's a vicious circle.

I have not had a beer since my last visit to Thailand, so at least this thread is Thailand related!

Now those plurry shower-dodgers reckon us Aussie blokes aren't the best husbands...

"Australian men make the worst husbands in the world because they loathe helping out with the housework, a British study claims."

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/04/2646091.htm

I change channels on the remote for her, what does she want ?

There's no pleasing some women !

Yeah second source here so it is confirmed!

http://www.telegraaf.nl/vrouw/psyche_relat...ld__.html?p=7,1

So how does that feel you sheep froggin crocksuckers?

The baddest husbands in da world!

Only interested in yer frogging beer, frog it!

Yeah second source here so it is confirmed!

http://www.telegraaf.nl/vrouw/psyche_relat...ld__.html?p=7,1

So how does that feel you sheep froggin crocksuckers?

The baddest husbands in da world!

Only interested in yer frogging beer, frog it!

Rumour has it that you only change your sheets when they're blood stained.

Yeah second source here so it is confirmed!

http://www.telegraaf.nl/vrouw/psyche_relat...ld__.html?p=7,1

So how does that feel you sheep froggin crocksuckers?

The baddest husbands in da world!

Only interested in yer frogging beer, frog it!

Rumour has it that you only change your sheets when they're blood stained.

Will start to worrie when finding the head of a dead horse in my bed, ha ha ha!

Yeah second source here so it is confirmed!

http://www.telegraaf.nl/vrouw/psyche_relat...ld__.html?p=7,1

So how does that feel you sheep froggin crocksuckers?

The baddest husbands in da world!

Only interested in yer frogging beer, frog it!

Rumour has it that you only change your sheets when they're blood stained.

Will start to worrie when finding the head of a dead horse in my bed, ha ha ha!

Yep .... finding an entire horse isn't nearly so bad.

Is it true they wrestle with crocodiles? Australian guys I mean. I know that their women wrestle their guy out of the pub, at least that is what has been told to me.

I know that their women wrestle their guy out of the pub, at least that is what has been told to me.

Drag would be a more appropriate description.

Drag an Aussie out of a pub? More chance with the croc.

Regards.