Matthew Kelly

guy rolls up to the stage in a wheel chair good evening matthew.good evening errm simon so tell everyome at home about yourself.well matthew as you can see i,m in a wheelchair.yes what happend simon?i was involved in a fatal road accident matthew lost both my legs. i,m sorry to hear that simon.yes my uncle was also killed in the accident.thats terrible replied matthew.yes but thanks to the wonders of modern surgury they where able to graft my uncles legs on to me.thats fantastic simon.so simon tell the audiance and the people at home who you,d like to be this evening.well matthew tonight i,m going to be simon and arfuncle!!!!!