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Oh Cruel Fate, Why Do You Mock Me?!

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Hello everyone!

I'm in the sales deck of the horrible time share place and they have told me I'm done for the day so I'm using the internet for FREE to get what I can from these heartless bastards who use every dishonest tactic in the book to try and get innocent Mr & Mrs Onholiday to part with their cash for what is, ok a legal and good product fair enough but we have to 'warm them up' and emotionaly blackmail them almost into a sale - a process we ae told to make last THREE hours.

It stinks and I hate it but I have just 612bht left until the poo really hits the propeller and I have to keep this job going if I am to escape to this here forum.

George has closed my dairy presumably for my best interests but I was actually cheered up by the comments Flummoxed made.

Now... My plan is to get to Bangkok as soon as it is possible - (it currently isn't), say my farewells and change my ticket - then go to live in Scotland with the couple I was best man for a couple of yrs ago, save some money, eat some haggis, write a book, start a band, work my bottom off and get back to I have no idea where.

In the meantime, I will stay here and gradually lose the plot, but with a smile on my face! :o After that, I will lose the sub-plot, the twist, the end credits and the popcorn and the game I now have to play is to keep myself from doing this and at the same time to make some fast cash by whatever means and get myself to the bonnie glens of Scotland, maybe via Aylesbury if Flummoxed still wants to buy me a meat pie and pint of ale.

I made somebody laugh at work today, I said that upon my arival in Sydney I thought I had seen my first kangaroo but at closer glance it turned out to be a greyhound having a shit - so I still have the charm, I now have the product knowledge and all I have to do is lose my concience and honesty to make a buck.

This is really unfair, and if Bhudda is reading this then he should really give me a break because at the moment all he's doing is playing God, and God and I never got on.

Anyway VIP's, I am rambling on, but this is FREE so I can.

My fate remains to be seen and probably won't be unless George re-opens the thread or I start a new one.

Life constantly fascinates me, all the people you can meet, all the places you can go, all the potential girlfriends and friends you have yet to meet and those who you never will.

I am surrounded by gold chained, Armani shirt wearing, slimey wideboys and yet I feel very alone... Contorary to what Tornado said, I do actually like my own company providing my time is occupied as opposed to my mind - another reason why I have utilized thaivisa.com as I have.

It's given me a voice... 'Cause look, I don't know what to do or where we're all going... I don't know what it's like to be any of you lot just as you lot don't know what it's like to be me.

I've noticed that people always judge on what THEY would or wouldn't do in my situation.

What I would do right now, which I am about to is stop thinking aloud, get out of this 'sales deck', start my motorbike and drive the 45 minutes back to my bungalow where I will practice my sales pitch, wonder what I am doing, listen to some music, turn it off, panic, try to have a nap, then go out to eat something, then continue the process until my skull implodes.

Its took you long enough to realise its home time Scampy. I said before get yourself back to blighty and re-group, youve been luckier than most and lived here for a while.......selling timeshare aint the way forward for you thats for sure!

Scotland & Haggis?

I suppose it's better than a double-wide in Arkansas eating moon pies and drinking RC Cola... :o

Best of luck, Scamp

, work my bottom off ....

Are you going to be a rent boy...?? :o:D

Learnt some tricks of the trade eh....:D

Chok Dee...

totster :D

P.s looks like you'll be in UK when I'm in LOS... next time then.. :D

Scampy- well if you are packing it in then I'm relieved. Go back and earn some western dosh- and keep an eye on opportunities in LOS. The positive side you can always come back and try again at a later date. :o

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The locals who know me won't let me give up without more of a fight. :o

I'm between a rock and a hard place, (I'm also between Iraq and a hard place) and by that I mean that I don't have enough money to go, but if I did have what I realistically need to tie up lose ends, stay in Bkk for a couple of days and go, then I would have enough to keep soldiring [spellcheck] soldier-ing, solgering on.

The nice ladies at the bakery have seen me a few times now and asked if I was going out tonight and I explained that the 506 bht I had in my hand was all I had... They put a couple of extra rolls in the bag for me, which was nice but a little bit embarrassing - I don't want special treatment or any more loans, I want to work.

I've even offered to wash my landlords car.

In a way I wish George hadn't closed the forum because it's an oracle for me and life is pretty lonely at the moment and it's funny how the phone always stops ringing when you're down on your luck.

I've seen all the VCD's that were left by the lodger before me, done my networking for the night and could really do with a beer, but I can't - I shouldn't have really bought a new pack of ciggies at 38bht but I don't know what I would do without them.

And how I miss sex, blimey it's been a long time. :D

I was good at that too. :D

The locals who know me won't let me give up without more of a fight. :o

Thing is though Scampy they aint the ones with 506 baht to their name are they?

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It's actually now 461 bht.

Not enough to get to Bangkok is it.

So I have no choice but to fight it out, there's been people in Thailand that were a couple of satang from going home and are doing fine now.

Last night my mobile finally rang though I didn't recognise the number.

It was from a girl in a taxi that had just left Don Muang Airport and was heading into the city.

A girl who misses me and wants to come and see me, though God only knows why, I told her my situation and said I am in no fit state to re-enter a relationship.

Ning is back.

oh my god.

the plot thickens scamp.

i thought she was going for 3 months???

whats happened in Ireland???

:o:D

It's actually now 461 bht.

Not enough to get to Bangkok is it.

So I have no choice but to fight it out, there's been people in Thailand that were a couple of satang from going home and are doing fine now.

Last night my mobile finally rang though I didn't recognise the number.

It was from a girl in a taxi that had just left Don Muang Airport and was heading into the city.

A girl who misses me and wants to come and see me, though God only knows why, I told her my situation and said I am in no fit state to re-enter a relationship.

Ning is back.

oh my god.

the plot thickens scamp.

i thought she was going for 3 months???

whats happened in Ireland???

:o  :D

This is so much better than any Soap.....

I am in suspense

What happens next.... will she save him... ?

totster awaits

:D:D

Hi Scamp, pussy will guide you either into the gutter or into bliss. You're in the gutter now, so there's only one other place to go. At least you can be assured she doesn't love you for your money, must be something else.

Good luck mate. One other thing, drop the ciggies, fags, whatever. They ain't no good. Your health will improve a lot.

It's actually now 461 bht.

Not enough to get to Bangkok is it.

So I have no choice but to fight it out, there's been people in Thailand that were a couple of satang from going home and are doing fine now.

Last night my mobile finally rang though I didn't recognise the number.

It was from a girl in a taxi that had just left Don Muang Airport and was heading into the city.

A girl who misses me and wants to come and see me, though God only knows why, I told her my situation and said I am in no fit state to re-enter a relationship.

Ning is back.

Jeez ... what an active mind. If he could only spell he'd write cretive tales wouldn't he ?

Ya got me... I left the a out of creative. Fast fingers the girls say :o

Now you're talking, sweetheart. :D

QUOTE(LovelyCutie @ 2004-10-28 14:54:45)

QUOTE(dr_Pat_Pong @ 2004-10-28 13:04:45)

Ya got me... I left the a out of creative. Fast fingers the girls say

Now you're talking, sweetheart.

I knew that I'd get you in the end ( so to speak )

pmsl :o

Where did he go? Back to England, Bangkok?

I just spoke to Scampy this evening. Just a brief conversation as I had a mission to accomplish. He's doing all right in Phuket and will post an update once he's got spare time to do so.

PS. I'm just a messenger. Don't shoot me!!!!

PS. I'm just a messenger. Don't shoot me!!!!

O.K. Elsie :o

  • 3 years later...

Does anybody know whatever happened to the Gentleman Scamp ?

The operation went well and Scampy, or Evelyn as she prefers to be called, works as a nanny for a Hong Kong family.

The operation went well and Scampy, or Evelyn as she prefers to be called, works as a nanny for a Hong Kong family.

:o:D

  • 2 weeks later...

Leung Ken, Scamp is doing well, with ups and downs and trials and tribble (usually due to his admirable if not wise infatuations with possible quite pretty girls). Last I heard, fairly recently, he was back in Bangkok, following various adventures around southeast asia.

He can be found online in other places. and he's still as entertaining.

Though I often think that many of us, myself very much included, as about as easily entertained as moths to a neon light.

The Gentleman Scamp is now known as the Gentle Scampet and can be found working in Jennies. :o

Whilst sitting in the Lucky Star Bar I have often seen "her" leaving with "dancing" Davethailand only to return an hour later doing the wonky wheel walk. :D

Dave says she's a pain in the arse, methinks he's got the wrong end of the stick. :D

Leung Ken, Scamp is doing well, with ups and downs and trials and tribble (usually due to his admirable if not wise infatuations with possible quite pretty girls). Last I heard, fairly recently, he was back in Bangkok, following various adventures around southeast asia.

He can be found online in other places. and he's still as entertaining.

Though I often think that many of us, myself very much included, as about as easily entertained as moths to a neon light.

Thanks for the update Kayo, and your amusing evaluation.

There was something about the guys writing when I came across it in the vaults as it were, he could easily have had a career writing for soaps - on second thought maybe he does....... :o

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