Play Your Age

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in

Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she

exclaims, "What rotten luck I've had today! What in the

world should I do now?"

A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know... why

don't you play your age?" He walks away.

Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great

commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes

back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd.

The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table

operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks,

"What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money

on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"