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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is

standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard

look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I

see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are

barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile.

I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns

to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to

make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then

says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing

wrong with your eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at

10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.

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