Pink And Hard

Whats pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife!

A woman goes to the doctors.

She says" Doctor i got a really sore pussy."

The doctor says."Go and take off your clothes and i'll have a look"

So off she goes and comes back to his couch and lies down.

So the doc is down there having a good look.

He stops what hes doing and says." It looks infllamed. i'm gonna have to numb it."

The woman says "Ok doc."

So hes gets between the womans legs and start to lick.. Numb, Numb Numb Numb!