Spit Or Swallow!

[Jockstar]

This is a true story. I used to live in London with heaps of Kiwis, Ozzies and a couple of South Africans.

Anyway i was working on this Sunday and when i got home. It was only the chicks at home. all the boys were up the pub.

So i get ready and we all go up the pub together. So here i am walking up with about 9 chicks and as they do. They start to talk about sex. I'm listening and keeping my thoughts to myself. This is until one of the girls turns to me and asks. What do you prefer? Someone who spits or someone who swallows?

So i say." i can understand a girl that spits. Its up to her. "

"A chick who swallows. Good girl. " I say.

"But! You know what i really like?"

By this time i really got there attention.

"What ?" They say.

I say" Its a chick that can gargle!"

They were like. UUUUUGGGGHH!

F###### funny. So when we get to the pub they proceed to tell everyone what i said. The boys were like. Nice one!

Truelly this is a real story.

[otto von bismark]

shocking!

[Jockstar]

But true. They were trying to shock me. But i turned it round. lol