Three Wishes

One day a cowboy was riding along on his horse in the desert, and he came across a rattlesnake. He pulled out his gun quickly because he didn't want his horse to get bit. Right before he shot the snake, the snake said please dont shoot me, I am a magic snake and will grant you 3 wishes if you promise not to shoot me. The cowboy thought he was just hearing things, and still pointed the gun at the snake. Then the snake said please mister, if your wishes dont get granted then you can shoot me. Now curious the cowboy let his gun down, he asked the snake if he could have anything he wanted and the snake said yes whatever you want. So the cowboy figured it wouldn't hurt to give it a try, and for his first wish he asked for a face like Richard Gere, for his second wish he asked for a body like Arnold schwartzaneger, and for his third he asked to have equipment like the horse he was riding. Then he looked at the snake and said is it done, and the snake said yes you look like a totally new person! Excited the cowboy raced home to see himself. When he got there he looked in the mirror, and saw the face of Richard Gere, then he riped his shirt open and he had extremely big muscles, now even more excited he pulls down his pants and screams "OH MY GOD I FORGOT I WAS RIDING THE MARE!"