Ebonics

Ebonics is its own language. Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence

1. Hotel

I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate

My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb

I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose

If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum

I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment

My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis

I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel

Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

9. Undermine

There's a fine lookin' ho livin in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic

When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq

When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain

My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify

I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify".

14. Income

I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.