Book advises women to 'be sexy and obey men'

A self-help guide which tells women to wear sexy clothes while cooking and cleaning as well as follow men's orders has become a hit in America.

The Re-education Of The Female, by first-time author Dante Moore, advises women to follow their man's orders.

Despite the chauvinist opinions, copies have been flying off the shelves in the US.

One piece of advice reads: "Here's a little secret, ladies. Men never really ask for anything. They command. And believe me, what you won't do, ten broads around the corner will."

Mr Moore, a 33-year-old computer engineer, who has never married, continues: "The fatter you get, the more you decrease your potential single-man pool. Let me give you an example.

"When you go to the grocery store to shop, do you pick out the nastiest-looking, most rotten, smelliest fruit or meat you can find?

"Oh you don't? Why not? It's the same with men when they see baby-elephant-sized, out-of-shape women."

...And the Word was Good

Unbe-<deleted>-lievable! People are buying it? Really? I missed a trick there, I'll have to get my misogynist hat on and write a best-seller!

Despite the chauvinist opinions, copies have been flyingflung off the shelves in the US.

excellent!

Right, excuse me, must go to the book shop.

Thought it deserved a further rendition

Thought it deserved a further rendition

Why do these sketches appear every time there's an excellent topic

One piece of advice reads: "Here's a little secret, ladies. Men never really ask for anything. They command. And believe me, what you won't do, ten broads around the corner will."

He says it like thats a problem, just means there are 10 women around the corner with fewer options.

Despite the chauvinist opinions, copies have been flyingflung off the shelves in the US.

I thought it might be just the thing for you considering your current topic eek.

sheesh, try to help somebody...

Amazing how someone can end up with a bestseller by stating the bleeding obvious.

Amazing how someone can end up with a bestseller by stating the bleeding obvious.

Sunday morning here, nice sunny day. I am just about to put my make up on, dress sexily, and cook a full three course dinner all before midday - not! I am slouching around in my jammies smoking a fag... probably just like a lot of men all over the world...

I never realise it's Sunday until I read the comics online and notice they're in the half page format.

smoking a fag... probably just like a lot of men all over the world...

I have never smoked anything let alone a fag - not that there is anything wrong with it

CB

Sorry meant a ciggie

Sunday morning here, nice sunny day. I am just about to put my make up on, dress sexily, and cook a full three course dinner all before midday - not! I am slouching around in my jammies smoking a fag... probably just like a lot of men all over the world...

Now now, patsycat. I always do the housecleaning in sexy lingerie. Keeps things spicy that way. And the neighbors don't seem to complain about it either.

Sunday morning here, nice sunny day. I am just about to put my make up on, dress sexily, and cook a full three course dinner all before midday - not! I am slouching around in my jammies smoking a fag... probably just like a lot of men all over the world...

Now now, patsycat. I always do the housecleaning in sexy lingerie. Keeps things spicy that way. And the neighbors don't seem to complain about it either.

So the vacuum cleaner with the extra attachments is working out well then?

CB

very nicely, thanks very much. I appreciate the tip from your girlfriend CB

I'm outta here. I'm far too innocent to be exposed to these type of sexual innuendo's

very nicely, thanks very much. I appreciate the tip from your girlfriend CB

She was away for three weeks and we had a lot of catching up to do when she arrived at 6am yesterday

CB

Just got home in time eh?

I like to dress cute when doing the housework.

Jeez i had forgotten how sexy you are, Crokky!!

By the way i burnt a quiche today..

OMG! Burnt Quiche....! Patsy, whatever will you do??

Despite the chauvinist opinions, copies have been flyingflung off the shelves in the US.

I thought it might be just the thing for you considering your current topic eek.

sheesh, try to help somebody...

couldnt think of a witty retort

Just got home in time eh?

ummmmmmmm actually yes

CB