Railway Tracks

[alvino]

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you . replies the ugly man. "You know , I live by the

railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to

the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took

her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big

time!

We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,

sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky bastard. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno... never found the head"