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I was out in a taxi the other night with my wife.

And suddenly she pinches me very hard on the inner thigh...

I am like what the <deleted> was that about???? she points to a ww beetle

and says it means good luck....... :D

that was a new one for me, but it reminds me of a game we used to play back home in the days.. When we saw a truck from a specific company, the first one to see it had to hit the closest one on the shoulder as hard as he could.

Anybody experienced the beetle thing or similar incidents

the monkey :o

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Next time you see a mercedes, smack her in the eye, when she asks what it was for, tell that she has ruined your life and that she is "lucky" it wasn't a Rolls Royce :o:D:D

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Next time you see a mercedes, smack her in the eye, when she asks what it was for, tell that she has ruined your life and that she is "lucky" it wasn't a Rolls Royce :o  :D  :D

:D:D:wub:-_-:(

Excellent!

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Next time you see a mercedes, smack her in the eye, when she asks what it was for, tell that she has ruined your life and that she is "lucky" it wasn't a Rolls Royce :o  :D  :D

:D:D:wub:-_-:(

Excellent!

Thanks, all my own work...never had a single lesson!!

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My missus <deleted> me whenever she sees a Mini!

My wife <deleted> me everytime I look at another girls ass. Some asses are worth the pain though. The real juicy ones will take my mind off the pain anyway. :o

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I think its just a sign of affection toastwars. Shes that kind of girl. She saw a sparrow the other day and smashed my face in with a garden spade. Bless her. Don't they just warm the cockles of your heart?

Gazza, I have sly looks at tits and <deleted> off to a fine art! If you're still getting caught out get out there and practice!

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